Full Name: Pluto (Classic), 1929-2006
Nickname(s): The 'Cousin Oliver' of the Solar System
Screen Name: Shafted1929

Claim to Fame:
Being the most beloved rock ever, and the first ever dwarf-planet

Current Residence:
Hangin' out in the Kuiper Belt

What are you reading now? "Paradise Lost" by John Milton

Favorite fast food place/restaurant?
Peng Li's Chinese Takeout

What’s your favorite game?

Favorite song?
'I'm All Alone' by They Might Be Giants

Favorite sexual position?
The Highly Elliptical Orbit

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)?
I only drink alcohol - it dulls the pain

Favorite drink (alcoholic)? All

Favorite smell?

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Tundra blue-white

What’s under your bed?
moonshine, moon shine, a road map of Argentina
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? "I can't believe they named a dog after me!"

Where is the best place you have ever been?

Worst place? France

Pet peeves?
Indian givers

What would you say is your best characteristic?
My ability to stay out of the way, my devoted if fanatical fan base, my massive... orbit

Worst characteristic?
My unwavering bitterness

If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be?
The International Astronomical Union, to give them what-for!

Do you believe in UFOs? I technically was one for billions of years

What did you do on your last birthday?
Existed as a planet *sniff*
If you could have any job, what would it be? Neptune

What is the most important thing in life? Loyalty

What is your greatest fear? Being demoted to a planetessimal, or 'space debris', or at this rate a big piece of hail

Have you ever been in love? There's a reason Charon hovers so closely around me

What is your motto? "F**k the IAU!"

What would you like to be remembered for? The glorious discovery of Kansas native Clyde Tombaugh in 1929, and my glorious 77 year reign



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