Full Name: Pluto (Classic), 1929-2006
Nickname(s): The 'Cousin Oliver' of the Solar System
Screen Name: Shafted1929
Claim to Fame: Being the most beloved rock ever, and the first ever dwarf-planet
Current Residence: Hangin' out in the Kuiper Belt
Pets? Charon
What are you reading now? "Paradise Lost" by John Milton
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? Peng Li's Chinese Takeout
What’s your favorite game? Hide-and-Go-Seek
Favorite song? 'I'm All Alone' by They Might Be Giants
Favorite sexual position? The Highly Elliptical Orbit
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? I only drink alcohol - it dulls the pain
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? All
Favorite smell? Acceptance
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Tundra blue-white
What’s under your bed? moonshine, moon shine, a road map of Argentina
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? "I can't believe they named a dog after me!"
Where is the best place you have ever been? MVEMJSUNP
Worst place? France
Pet peeves? Indian givers
What would you say is your best characteristic? My ability to stay out of the way, my devoted if fanatical fan base, my massive... orbit
Worst characteristic? My unwavering bitterness
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? The International Astronomical Union, to give them what-for!
Do you believe in UFOs? I technically was one for billions of years
What did you do on your last birthday? Existed as a planet *sniff*
If you could have any job, what would it be? Neptune
What is the most important thing in life? Loyalty
What is your greatest fear? Being demoted to a planetessimal, or 'space debris', or at this rate a big piece of hail
Have you ever been in love? There's a reason Charon hovers so closely around me
What is your motto? "F**k the IAU!"
What would you like to be remembered for? The glorious discovery of Kansas native Clyde Tombaugh in 1929, and my glorious 77 year reign
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