This is the autobiography of Derek Sonderfan. This retelling of his life, as most should be, will be conducted as a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure. That’s right, you’ll be able to read about Derek’s life as YOU want, not bound by such conventions as “what actually happened.” As Derek’s life is still, at the current time, continuing, there will be frequent updates so you know exactly how the bibliographical life of Derek is progressing. We’ll get you started right here.

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