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Derek's work has been registered at the U.S. Library of Congress, so it would be a terrible financial idea to plagiarize or use any of the material found on this website for your own purposes. Nevertheless, enjoy the writing!

Same Old Same Old

Introduction: This full-length debut novel of mine is the irreverently fictitious tale of Cain Baxter, and ordinary Joe, whose life soon takes turn after turn for the weirder. With a supporting cast of thousands including God, a woman whose hair is not affected by gravity, clones, an ostrich, and Benny the boot boy, this novel is a lighthearted read and will soon be available for purchase at www.lulu.com.

Same Old, Same Old is nearly ready for order at Lulu.com.  In the meantime, however, you may want to know what you're buying before you actually fork over the money.  That's fair.  As such, if you'd like to read a random chapter or two, you can do so by clicking here.