Full Name: Edmund Dudley
Nickname(s): Sticky
Screen Name: TouchMyTudor
Claim to Fame: Fame? Do you jest? I don't even know who I am
Current Residence: The Hall of Shame
Pets? None (animals despieth me also)
What are you reading now? A thorough catalogue of mine own titles: Laywer in Science, Undersheriff of London, Chancellor of Exchequer, Privy Councilman, President of the Council under Henry VII, Speaker of the House of Commons, and (as per Frances Bacon) one who turns "law and justice into wormwood and rapine" - than meaneth I am as well a magician!
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? Denny's
What’s your favorite game? Let's Not Get Executed! I excel not at this
Favorite song? "The Taxman" by The Beatles
Favorite sexual position? Rapine
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Liquified money
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? None - drinking doth dull the extorting ability
Favorite smell? Laundering
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Greenish blue
What’s under your bed? Deeds to my many estates in Sussex, Dorset, Lincolnshire and, for reasons uncertain, Poughkeepsie
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? "Why are none of the King Henry's actually named Henry?"
Where is the best place you have ever been? TJ Maxx
Worst place? France
Pet peeves? tax evaders, having to constantly retort, "No, I am not kin to Bubba Ray, Devon, and Spike", cotton-mouth
What would you say is your best characteristic? My overt popularity and impeccable power of self-delusion
Worst characteristic? My first name - seriously, illustrate by name one cool 'Edmund'
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? Henry VIII - and go all Henry VIII on him
Do you believe in UFOs? Avidly
What did you do on your last birthday? There is no certainty as to my date of birth - as such, there is no certainty that I was, indeed, ever born
If you could have any job, what would it be? A live person
What is the most important thing in life? Loyalty to your superiors, particularly when your superiors bestow upon you vast lands
What is your greatest fear? Inventing shoelaces, only to trip over them
Have you ever been in love? Yes, to a ducat - more appropriately to twenty thousand ducats
What is your motto? Where there's a will, I'm entitled to 20%
What would you like to be remembered for? That my death was either August 17, 18, or 28th in the year of our lord, 1510. 'Tis a Choose-Thy-Own-Adventure