Full Name: Mr. Potato Head

Nickname(s): Sebastian

Screen Name: PlayWithMyParts22

Claim to Fame: Having a face with moveable parts

Current Residence: The bottom of some drawer

Pets? Mr. Rabbit Face, Mr. Monkey Bottoms

What are you reading now? “Human Anatomy” by F. Bucky Chittleworth

Favorite fast food place/restaurant? Any place that doesn’t serve French fries

What’s your favorite game? Operation

Favorite song? “Addicted to Spuds” by Weird Al Yankovic

Favorite sexual position? The Descrambler

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Rubber cement

Favorite drink (alcoholic)? Highballs

Favorite smell? Nose

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple and yellow (tie)

What’s under your bed? My change of expressions

What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “Great, JUST GREAT!  And I can’t even call the police department because I don’t have a mouth.”

Where is the best place you have ever been? The Burntwood Prosthesis Institute

Worst place? France

Pet peeves? Superficial women, judgmental people, vacuums

What would you say is your best characteristic? My ability to stay relevant

Worst characteristic? The ears

If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? The Etch-a-Sketch girl

Do you believe in UFOs? I’ll believe in just about anything – I’m made of plastic.

What did you do on your last birthday? Mrs. Potato Head made me a new grin and then earned it by performing The Descrambler

If you could have any job, what would it be? Librarian

What is the most important thing in life? Three words: comprehensive medical insurance

What is your greatest fear? I have this recurring dream that all my facial features have abandoned me and I’m nothing more than a potato – but my biggest fear is lightning

Have you ever been in love? Twice – but the Etch-a-Sketch girl always disappears when I pick her up

What is your motto? “The whole is greater than the sum of its parts”

What would you like to be remembered for? Curing cancer



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