Full Name: Mr. Potato Head
Nickname(s): Sebastian
Screen Name: PlayWithMyParts22
Claim to Fame: Having a face with moveable parts
Current Residence: The bottom of some drawer
Pets? Mr. Rabbit Face, Mr. Monkey Bottoms
What are you reading now? “Human Anatomy” by F. Bucky Chittleworth
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? Any place that doesn’t serve French fries
What’s your favorite game? Operation
Favorite song? “Addicted to Spuds” by Weird Al Yankovic
Favorite sexual position? The Descrambler
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Rubber cement
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? Highballs
Favorite smell? Nose
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple and yellow (tie)
What’s under your bed? My change of expressions
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “Great, JUST GREAT! And I can’t even call the police department because I don’t have a mouth.”
Where is the best place you have ever been? The Burntwood Prosthesis Institute
Worst place? France
Pet peeves? Superficial women, judgmental people, vacuums
What would you say is your best characteristic? My ability to stay relevant
Worst characteristic? The ears
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? The Etch-a-Sketch girl
Do you believe in UFOs? I’ll believe in just about anything – I’m made of plastic.
What did you do on your last birthday? Mrs. Potato Head made me a new grin and then earned it by performing The Descrambler
If you could have any job, what would it be? Librarian
What is the most important thing in life? Three words: comprehensive medical insurance
What is your greatest fear? I have this recurring dream that all my facial features have abandoned me and I’m nothing more than a potato – but my biggest fear is lightning
Have you ever been in love? Twice – but the Etch-a-Sketch girl always disappears when I pick her up
What is your motto? “The whole is greater than the sum of its parts”
What would you like to be remembered for? Curing cancer
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