Full Name: Mike Tyson

Iron Mike, The Swami

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Claim to Fame: Being next to impossible to beat in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out

Current Residence: Canberra, Australia

Hoofie the Wonder Poodle

What are you reading now?
The Dictionary

Favorite fast food place/restaurant?
The Bloody Pulp

What’s your favorite game?
Chutes and Ladders

Favorite song?
“I’m Gonna Knock You Out” by LL Cool J

Favorite sexual position?
The Restraining Order

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? The blood of the innocent, Tang

Favorite drink (alcoholic)? Purple Hooter Shooter

Favorite smell?
The pungicient aroma of lemons

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Beatin’s Blue

What’s under your bed? Someone filing for domestic abuse, probably

What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “I know had more teeth yesterday”

Where is the best place you have ever been? My speech therapists office

Worst place? France

Pet peeves? Ears, the media who blows things out of proposition, the basic fundamentals of grammar, Chia pets

What would you say is your best characteristic? My right hook

Worst characteristic? The entire rest of my personality

If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? I like to face myself one-on-one in the ring, ‘cause I’m the only one who could kick myself’s ass

Do you believe in UFOs? Do they want to fight? Call up Don – let’s book it

What did you do on your last birthday? Watched the Full House marathon on the Family Channel

If you could have any job, what would it be? Hired goon

What is the most important thing in life? Using what Allah gives you, like fists, for the greatering of society

What is your greatest fear? Forming a cohigulant sentence

Have you ever been in love? I loved my last woman so much I didn’t slap her around

What is your motto? “Float like a …. uh, moth, and sting, uh, like … a … a topical antiseptic”

What would you like to be remembered for? My undefeated lifetime boxing record and non-filtered memory banks



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