Nickname(s): Iron Mike, The Swami
Screen Name: EarMuncher4992
Claim to Fame: Being next to impossible to beat in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out
Pets? Hoofie the Wonder Poodle
What are you reading now? The Dictionary
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? The Bloody Pulp
What’s your favorite game? Chutes and Ladders
Favorite song? “I’m Gonna Knock You Out” by LL Cool J
Favorite sexual position? The Restraining Order
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? The blood of the innocent, Tang
Favorite smell? The pungicient aroma of lemons
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Beatin’s Blue
What’s under your bed? Someone filing for domestic abuse, probably
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “I know had more teeth yesterday”
Where is the best place you have ever been? My speech therapists office
Pet peeves? Ears, the media who blows things out of proposition, the basic fundamentals of grammar, Chia pets
What would you say is your best characteristic? My right hook
Worst characteristic? The entire rest of my personality
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? I like to face myself one-on-one in the ring, ‘cause I’m the only one who could kick myself’s ass
What did you do on your last birthday? Watched the Full House marathon on the Family Channel
If you could have any job, what would it be? Hired goon
What is the most important thing in life? Using what Allah gives you, like fists, for the greatering of society
What is your greatest fear? Forming a cohigulant sentence
Have you ever been in love? I loved my last woman so much I didn’t slap her around
What is your motto? “Float like a …. uh, moth, and sting, uh, like … a … a topical antiseptic”
What would you like to be remembered for? My undefeated lifetime boxing record and non-filtered memory banks
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