Nickname(s): Not Luigi, Guinea, Peach-Eater
Screen Name: JumpmanDOA
Claim to Fame: havin' a monkey-ah chuck barrells at me-ah
Current Residence: the NES Hall of Fame-ah, next to "Fat Ice Hockey player"
Pets? a dinosaur-ah named Yoshi, a weird fungus I hang around for some reason-ah named Toad
What are you reading now? all the Nintendo Powers in chronological order-ah
What’s your favorite game? russian roulette
Favorite song? ironically, the Legend of Zelda theme-ah
Favorite sexual position? the Old School Toadstool Pole-Spool
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? more wine-ah
Favorite smell? Peach, Daisy
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Stereotype red
What’s under your bed? Waluigi - seriously, that guy is just creepy-ah
Where is the best place you have ever been? level 10
Worst place? France
Pet peeves? pidgeonholing based on ethnicity-ah, red shells, realizing that using "I can spit fire" is a terrible pick-up line-ah, tubes, bullets are physically incapable of travelling far in water and yet...
What would you say is your best characteristic? invincibility-ah
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? whoever thought the Super Mario Brothers movie was a good idea-ah
What did you do on your last birthday? complete hip replacement
If you could have any job, what would it be? Joey Leone from Grand Theft Auto III
What is your greatest fear? sequels
Have you ever been in love? it wasn't love!!! It was just once and Wario and I both had way too much vino-ah. I don't talk about it anymore, okay? Back off.
What is your motto? "Being Italian until it's not financially prudent anymore-ah."
What would you like to be remembered for? swinging my arms from side to side and taking a step forward. C'mon, you got it. Do the Mario.
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