Full Name: Madonna Butterbelly

Louise, Veronica, Ciccone
Screen Name: LikeABurden
Claim to Fame: reinventing myself, sometimes upwards of four times daily

Current Residence: the used CD bin

Guy Richie

What are you reading now? "How to Get People to Care About You Forever" by Rupert Pseudonym

Favorite fast food place/restaurant?
Truth or Eclaire, a pastry shoppe in east LA

What’s your favorite game?
Wheel of Religion (I play once a week and will follow that religion devoutly for the following week)

Favorite song?
"Who Are You" by the Who
Favorite sexual position? the Shell of My Former Self

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)?
Relevance Energy Drink

Favorite drink (alcoholic)?

Favorite smell? mulberry

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

What’s under your bed?
my dignity
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? "Am I the slut today?  Or the holy prude?  Or the outlandish troublemaker?  Or a Belgian chimney sweep named Chip?" 

Where is the best place you have ever been?
Planet Earth

Worst place? France

Pet peeves?
inconsistency, undercooked pizza, people who come up to me on the street and 'strike a pose', the song "Happy Birthday"

What would you say is your best characteristic? my cones

Worst characteristic?
I flip-flop more than John Kerry

If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be?
me from five years ago, to start a religious fight with her, and then the two of me would go back ten years and kick slut-me's ass, and I think we could cap it all off with a good laugh at 80's me

Do you believe in UFOs? depends on the week...

What did you do on your last birthday?
became more attuned to the youth of America
If you could have any job, what would it be? professional publicity stunt

What is the most important thing in life? family, especially those in Malawi

What is your greatest fear? balloons

Have you ever been in love? if by 'love' you mean 'legal battles', then yes, yes I have

What is your motto? when the chips are down, make out with a chick on MTV

What would you like to be remembered for? the cinematic brilliance of Swept Away




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