Full Name: Jaws

Pete Rodriguez

Screen Name:

Claim to Fame:
I know Steven Spielberg

Current Residence:

A remora named Pickles

What are you reading now? “Moby Dick” by Herman Melville

Favorite fast food place/restaurant? The Ocean Surface

What’s your favorite game? Buoyball

Favorite song? You gotta admit, my entrance music kicks ass

Favorite sexual position? Dirty Sanchez

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Salt water – I just love it

Favorite drink (alcoholic)? Sex on the Beach

Favorite smell?
Fear, cinnamon

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Non-Robotic Shark Grey

What’s under your bed? Nudie mags

What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “I had no idea Publisher’s Clearing House makes trips this far down”

Where is the best place you have ever been? South Street Seaport – it’s a veritable meat market there

Worst place? France

Pet peeves? Boat rudders, whalers, documentary filmmakers in cages, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

What would you say is your best characteristic? My ability to listen

Worst characteristic? I ate my parents

If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? The whale from Free Willy – and the kid too, I suppose

Do you believe in UFOs? I hope so – I’m running out of humans

What did you do on your last birthday? My taxes…stupid March birthday

If you could have any job, what would it be? A swashbuckler

What is the most important thing in life? 3 square meals a day, I swear

What is your greatest fear? Rust

Have you ever been in love?
Ate her too…

What is your motto? It’s a CREDO you ass, not a motto. A C-R-E-D-O!  Now I’m too upset to tell you what it is

What would you like to be remembered for? This interview is over



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