Full Name: Iago from “Othello”


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Current Residence:
Torture chamber, Venice

A cat named Malice, an iguana named Petey

What are you reading now? “Othello” that I may see the portents of my fate – it looketh not good

Favorite fast food place/restaurant? Dennys

What’s your favorite game?
Truth or Dare

Favorite song? “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by The Rolling Stones

Favorite sexual position? Screw-Your-Neighbor

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)?
Diet Spite

Favorite drink (alcoholic)?
Strawberry wine coolers

Favorite smell?

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Envy Green

What’s under your bed? Evidence

What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “To whom can I be unjustifiably cruel today?”

Where is the best place you have ever been? Desdemona’s basement, if thou get’st what I implieth

Worst place? France

Pet peeves? Fidelity, purity, righteousness, good deeds, protagonists

What would you say is your best characteristic? My flexible views on morality

Worst characteristic? Lack of foresight

If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? I would’st love to instruct Richard II how to be a real prick

Do you believe in UFOs? No, for they are difficult to work into pentameter

What did you do on your last birthday? Choked a bishop

If you could have any job, what would it be? Remorseless dictator

What is the most important thing in life? Learning to channel your negative energy effectively

What is your greatest fear? Spiders

Have you ever been in love? Love taketh away too much time from malevolence

What is your motto? “It’s not whether you win or lose, but how many people you kill along the way”

What would you like to be remembered for? My brief stint as Children’s Show Host on Iago’s Fun Farm as part of the unjust sentence imposed on me by Cassio



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