Nickname(s): The Almighty, He, Chunk
Screen Name: FastestDSLEver
Claim to Fame: Creating the Heavens and the Earth
Current Residence: Northeast Heaven
Pets? Sheep (billions)
What are you reading now? Owners manual for my TiVo
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? Cruci-Fixins
What’s your favorite game? Monopoly (Christianity Version) – I can usually win if I get Sodom and Gomorrah and at least three of the four Miracle Stations.
Favorite sexual position? Missionary
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Holy water
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? Beer
Favorite smell? Prayer-smell
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Unquestioning Faith White
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “Did I leave the gates open yesterday?”
Where is the best place you have ever been? Rochester, NY
Pet peeves? Disloyalty, people saying my name in vain (especially Gordon), Satan
What would you say is your best characteristic? My voice
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? I’m omnipresent. Sometimes, I’d like to not be meeting someone.
Do you believe in UFOs? Like I’m going to give that away
What did you do on your last birthday? Eighteen tequila shots
What is the most important thing in life? Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Have you ever been in love? No, I’m not supposed to worship anyone but myself
What would you like to be remembered for? Creating the Milwaukee Brewers
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