Nickname(s): Duke
Screen Name: EnlightenThis
Claim to Fame: Having a terrible diet
Current Residence: Dehli, India (in a deli, actually)
Pets? My unerring faith
What are you reading now? Bartlett’s Quotations – do you know how many times I’m IN here?
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? “Eating for the sake of pleasure is a sin like animal indulgence for the sake of it”
Favorite song? “‘Punishment and the Other’ by Acts of Love”
Favorite sexual position? “Soul-force”
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? “Drink makes a man forget………”
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? “Daridranarayana”
Favorite smell? “A number of other lions”
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? “Abortion”
What’s under your bed? “Opium and such other intoxicants and narcotics”, “a student”, “the soul of Japan”
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “Since one Satan is one too many for me, I would not multiply him”
Worst place? “France”
Pet peeves? “Cowardice, whether philosophical or otherwise, I abhor”, “the cottage industry of India”, “the wonder of a sunset or the beauty of the moon”, “your zeal for the dumb millions”, “when there us no desire for fruit”, “culture and dignity”, “women”
What would you say is your best characteristic? “I hold my message to be far superior to myself and far superior to the vehicle though which it is expressed”
Worst characteristic? “The half-starved condition of the majority of our cattle is a disgrace to us”
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? “Mr. Roy”
What did you do on your last birthday? ate a Fudgie the Whale cake
What is the most important thing in life? “Children wrapped up in cotton”
What is your greatest fear? “I fear the Greeks”
Have you ever been in love? “I have mentally become a woman”
What is your motto? “Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive”
What would you like to be remembered for? “I seem to be constantly growing”
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