Full Name: Edmund Dudley

Nickname(s): Sticky
 
Screen Name: TouchMyTudor

Claim to Fame: Fame?  Do you jest?  I don't even know who I am

Current Residence: The Hall of Shame

Pets? None (animals despieth me also)

What are you reading now? A thorough catalogue of mine own titles: Laywer in Science, Undersheriff of London, Chancellor of Exchequer, Privy Councilman, President of the Council under Henry VII, Speaker of the House of Commons, and (as per Frances Bacon) one who turns "law and justice into wormwood and rapine" - than meaneth I am as well a magician!

Favorite fast food place/restaurant? Denny's

What’s your favorite game? Let's Not Get Executed!  I excel not at this

Favorite song? "The Taxman" by The Beatles

Favorite sexual position? Rapine

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Liquified money

Favorite drink (alcoholic)? None - drinking doth dull the extorting ability

Favorite smell? Laundering

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Greenish blue

What’s under your bed? Deeds to my many estates in Sussex, Dorset, Lincolnshire and, for reasons uncertain, Poughkeepsie
 
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? "Why are none of the King Henry's actually named Henry?"

Where is the best place you have ever been? TJ Maxx

Worst place? France

Pet peeves? tax evaders, having to constantly retort, "No, I am not kin to Bubba Ray, Devon, and Spike", cotton-mouth

What would you say is your best characteristic? My overt popularity and impeccable power of self-delusion

Worst characteristic? My first name - seriously, illustrate by name one cool 'Edmund'

If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? Henry VIII - and go all Henry VIII on him

Do you believe in UFOs? Avidly

What did you do on your last birthday? There is no certainty as to my date of birth - as such, there is no certainty that I was, indeed, ever born
 
If you could have any job, what would it be? A live person

What is the most important thing in life? Loyalty to your superiors, particularly when your superiors bestow upon you vast lands

What is your greatest fear? Inventing shoelaces, only to trip over them

Have you ever been in love? Yes, to a ducat - more appropriately to twenty thousand ducats

What is your motto? Where there's a will, I'm entitled to 20%

What would you like to be remembered for? That my death was either August 17, 18, or 28th in the year of our lord, 1510.  'Tis a Choose-Thy-Own-Adventure

 

 

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