Nickname(s): Cleo, Miss Incest
Screen Name: LastOfTheEgyptians
Claim to Fame: The basis for the characters on Cleopatra 2525
Current Residence: Entombed in a pyramid in Alexandria
Pets? Cats - Whiskers, Tangerine, Edward, Cleomenes, Bucky, Julius, Elivisa, Johnny Pants, Howardine, Xavier, Xavier Jr., Dane, Mittens, Sufficient, Quentin the Unstable, Ramses III, Galatea, the Betty Sisters (14, 11, 9), Mr. Cutcher, Circles, Irv, Li’l Antony, Alice, Hewey, Dewey, Manbucket, Cowardice, Shelly, Moot Point the Cat, Bill, Xerxes, Abdul, Marrakesh, Zounds, Pastor Lick, Arnold, Unit 3B305R, Chalice, Stipples, Ivory, The Bruiser, Slug, Caesarboy, Tse Bo, Cinnamon, Ed, Fatman, Bojangles, Soupy, Misfit, Snowball VII, Scott, Greenbelly, John Wayne, Whiskers, Trigger, Leslie, Stonewall, Pickler, Gorm, Bunch, Halitosis, Girl, Saliva, Charity, Wendella, The Tooth, Pogo, Pedro, Tiddlebury, Sheets, Hobbes, Flapjack, Condo Willie, Sheepshanks, Rogue and Tons o’ Tony
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? The Tomb of Asparagus
Favorite song? “Walk Like an Egyptian” by the Bangles – odd considering I’m technically from Macedonian descent
Favorite sexual position? The Winged Figure Holding Stick – our sexual reference guide a lot of times is etched as graffiti on our walls
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? Vodka on the Rocks, Egyptian version (hot vodka + sand)
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Fabulous
What’s under your bed? Coliseum blueprints – I bet I can take a chunk out of the side of that sucker
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “Now what on Earth is THAT thing?”
Where is the best place you have ever been? The Parthenon (certainly not the Pantheon)
Pet peeves? Sisters, embalmers, Roman men
What would you say is your best characteristic? My brilliance and my devotion to my country. I am a quick-witted woman who is fluent in nine languages (unfortunately Latin is not one of them). I am a mathematician and a very good businesswoman. I have a charismatic personality, was a born leader and an ambitious monarch who deserved better than suicide (as is indicated by the website http://www.touregypt.net/cleopatr.htm.)
Worst characteristic? I married two of my brothers, but that was, like, totally politically motivated
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? I think it would have to be …wait, hold on a sec, I commit suicide!?!?
Do you believe in UFOs? Yes, as is evident by many hieroglyphics that depict things that, if viewed by a staunch xenophile, could not entirely be ruled out as UFOs
What did you do on your last birthday? Played Jenga and watched The Ref
If you could have any job, what would it be? Lifeguard
What is the most important thing in life? Veterinarians
What is your greatest fear? That I won’t get to fulfill my lifelong dream of being a crotchety old single woman with too many cats
Have you ever been in love? I have ‘issues’ – currently I’m married to my son for political reasons
What would you like to be remembered for? I was bit and killed by a venomous snake, thus guaranteeing me immortality anyway – but I guess I’d like to be known for my ability to fly
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