Nickname(s): too unimportant to have a nickname
Screen Name: N/A
Claim to Fame: causing life to be possible……and yet I don’t get a stinkin’ nickname
Pets? N/A
What are you reading now? “Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? The Cracked Egg Breakfast Diner
Favorite song? “Tubthumper” by Chumbuwumba
Favorite sexual position? N/A
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? N/A
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? N/A
Favorite smell? Success
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Unimpressive opaque
What’s under your bed? More sperm…seriously, they’re everywhere
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “What do you mean, he pulled out?”
Where is the best place you have ever been? I was this close to one of Kathy Griffin’s ova
Pet peeves? Masturbation, spermatocide, old age, condoms
What would you say is your best characteristic? My tail
Worst characteristic? I die within seconds of exposure to frickin’ AIR
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? My six hundred trillion nameless brothers and sisters who have nobly died before me
Do you believe in UFOs? If they mate asexually, then I don’t particularly care, now do I?
If you could have any job, what would it be? A baby
What is the most important thing in life? Starting it off right – i.e. ramming full speed the woman component with enough force to pop the bastard
Have you ever been in love? Orgies are so impersonal
What is your motto? “If at first you don’t succeed, they’ll wipe you up with a tissue”
What would you like to be remembered for? Causing the successor to Carrot Top’s throne to exist
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