Full Name: a sperm

too unimportant to have a nickname

Screen Name:

Claim to Fame: causing life to be possible……and yet I don’t get a stinkin’ nickname

Current Residence: Sac 1


What are you reading now? “Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger

Favorite fast food place/restaurant? The Cracked Egg Breakfast Diner

What’s your favorite game? The Ten-Inch Marathon

Favorite song?
“Tubthumper” by Chumbuwumba

Favorite sexual position?

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)?

Favorite drink (alcoholic)?

Favorite smell?

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Unimpressive opaque

What’s under your bed? More sperm…seriously, they’re everywhere

What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “What do you mean, he pulled out?”

Where is the best place you have ever been? I was this close to one of Kathy Griffin’s ova

Worst place? France

Pet peeves? Masturbation, spermatocide, old age, condoms

What would you say is your best characteristic? My tail

Worst characteristic? I die within seconds of exposure to frickin’ AIR

If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? My six hundred trillion nameless brothers and sisters who have nobly died before me

Do you believe in UFOs? If they mate asexually, then I don’t particularly care, now do I?

What did you do on your last birthday? Evaporated

If you could have any job, what would it be?
A baby

What is the most important thing in life? Starting it off right – i.e. ramming full speed the woman component with enough force to pop the bastard

What is your greatest fear? abstinence

Have you ever been in love?
Orgies are so impersonal

What is your motto? “If at first you don’t succeed, they’ll wipe you up with a tissue”

What would you like to be remembered for? Causing the successor to Carrot Top’s throne to exist



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