12. God Allergic to Riboflavin
11. Desert Town Covered in Avalanche
10. Tony Danza Landza Job
9. Showers Beneficial to Personal Hygeine
8. Heroic Dog Battles Blaze with Own Spit
7. Image of Ex-President Rutherford B. Hayes Found in Salad
6. Nile River Disappears Into Ocean
5. Tacos Found to Remove Arms
4. Man Eaten Alive by Own Dentures
3. Kotlarczyk Elected Secretary
2. Woman Gives Birth to Cheddar Log
1. Missouri Native Lives in Kansas