12.  Knight Express Card
11.  A keen sense of guilt
10.  Ed
9.  A diphthong
8.  Stuff
7.  A life-size cutout of Tony Danza
6.  Deathball equipment
5.  Fiber
4.  A baboon's ankle
3.  The Rosetta Stone
2.  A copy of Smooth Grooves featuring Bobcat Goldthwaite
1.  The Vancouver Canucks