12.  Rifle raffle
11.  Adopt-a-Danza
10.  Pay a dime to kick a mime
9.  The Tibetan Freedom Concert
8.  Have your hair cut by your favorite caffeine addict
7.  Lick a fungus telethon
6.  Win a date with George
5.  Outquote the Duke of Bourbon
4.  Hallway toll booths
3.  Stick-figure charactures
2.  Girl Scout sales (cookies not included)
1.  Support your favorite natural disaster