Full Name: Fatsaniel
Nickname(s): Fats
Screen Name: ImHereToHelp
Claim to Fame: Well-respected advice columnist on www.esoderek.com
Current Residence: Fatsylvania
Pets? A chimera
What are you reading now? Certainly not any requests for bad advice. What's wrong with you people? Submit something!
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? The Oracle, Sushi and Mexican Bazaar
What’s your favorite game? Magic 8 Ball
Favorite song? "Help" by the Beatles. Lyrics can be found here
Favorite sexual position? The Inquisitive Suggestion
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Mountain Dew
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? A Double Query - recipe available here
Favorite smell? Seriously, is it that difficult?
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Mauve
What’s under your bed? Abby... dear dear Abby
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? "No questions again???"
Where is the best place you have ever been? Aisle 7 of Weinberg's Wondermarket
Worst place? France
Pet peeves? self-proclaimed know-it-alls, gunpowder
What would you say is your best characteristic? my indefatigable ability to answer any and all questions, my use of indefatigable
Worst characteristic? my loyal readers - it's just sad, guys
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? Soupy Sales
If you could have any job, what would it be? Hell, I'd be happy just to be doing my job again
What is the most important thing in life? orgasms
Have you ever been in love? To answer a question from a song, I wrote the book of love
What is your motto? "TAKE A HINT!"
What would you like to be remembered for? My timeless and impeccable advice. What? There's nothing to click on here.
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