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Derek's work has been registered at the U.S. Library of Congress, so it would be a terrible financial idea to plagiarize or use any of the material found on this website for your own purposes. Nevertheless, enjoy the writing!facula: to throw your arms into the air in celebration then run before they fall on you (Aaron)
faulx (): a cross between a single use copier and an earthquake fault line (Cyrus)
faulx (2): the confused look you give when you discover you can put your hand into your stomach so far it pops out your back without drawing blood (Mitch)
feaze: the small metal object placed in 5% of all children at birth so they set off airport metal detectors for apparently no reason (Scott)
fleam: the world's largest steam-powered monk (Bryan and Mitch)
fleer: it's one of those new slang words like "dope", "phat", and "fly", but in reality, it means "rabies". Example: "Yo man, I gots fleer" (Jay Lawton)
flews: the tears in the neck caused by eating shards of glass (Kevin)
flicer: a special breed of goldfish that likes to be skipped across lakes just like those flat pebbles (Eric B)
foiter : (said in a French accent) "when stupid Americans pronounce fotiay wrong" (Aaron)
fossick: monetary unit used by the dinosaurs…economy collapsed due to lack of pockets (Scott)
frantling: the capital of the eyebrow (Dan)
furbam: the noise an exploding bunny makes (Susan)
furbelows (1): cracks in my arms where the snakes fit (Derek)
furbelows (2): the first level of Boy Scout, which you graduate from after nabbing your first Brownie (Aaron)