12. Crosseyed Willie
11. Pootie
10. The Caped LeDanza
9. Delta Burke (oh wait, she’s not a reindeer, she’s a cow)
8. Blintzes
7. Thunder and Lightning , the Siamese twins
6. Chunderhook the Directionless
5. Trapper-Keeper
4. Abe Vigoda
3. Festering Wound
2. Sol Jewieberg
1. Fartbiscuit