September 29, 2018

Attach garlic cloves to Velcro. Note: garlic won’t stick to normal Velcro, so use our patented bulb-Velcro (on sale for $41.99 per 100’ strip). Wrap around poodle. Hang from your neck to ward off vampires. Sure, you could just wear the garlic, but then you wouldn’t be protected from puppy vampires.

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