May 26, 2018

Start an Instagram account for your poodle, who you should name Jennifur Pupson. Start a rival Instagram account for your Velcro, which you should name Hook and Loop Fastenicki Manaj. Take identical photos of each to see who hits one million followers first. My money’s on the underdog, which is, oddly enough, not the dog.

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