May 18, 2018

Change your name legally to the beeping sound that is used to censor cuss words. You’ll be the hottest topic on cable channels. Use your newfound celebrity to get an endorsement deal with Velcro and the EPA. Now you don’t have to keep paying for all those poodles and all that Velcro to complete the rest of the calendar.

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