March 29, 2018

Train the poodle to sing the entire Queen library. Dig a hole at least 500 feet deep. Gently lower poodle on a Velcro tether as she sings “Under Pressure”. Why teach the pup the rest of Queen’s library, you ask? C’mon, you’ll have a dog who can sing “Fat Bottom Girls”! At least until she implodes.

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