March 17, 2018

This will help combat tomorrow’s impending St. Patrick’s Day hangover. When drinking, Velcro poodle over your mouth. It will act as a sieve and keep all the tannins and hops away. Also good for a good diet supplement, a cure for biting your fingernails, and an effective way to commit suicide for those who aren’t in such a rush.

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