June 8, 2018

This is it. There’s only twenty seconds until detonation and you don’t know whether to snip the red wire or the white wire. You’ve already used your phone-a-friend. What do you do? Velcro poodle around the bomb and run like hell. The bomb will still go off, but at least you can pretend it’s just a really textured piñata.

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