June 7, 2018

Insert poodle into pencil sharpener until he is razor-sharp. Jam him into a tree. Loop two long strips of Velcro around the dog and attach a swing to the bottom. Sure, you could have just bought a swingset, but you’ve already stockpiled all those poodles and all that Velcro, so we’re just trying to save you money.

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