June 4, 2018

Take some old-timey photos of your pooch. No, not like Roaring-20s-old. No, not like turn-of-the-century-old. No, not like Civil War old. No, not like Founding-Fathers-old. No, not like Renaissance-old. No, not like Middle-Ages-old. No, not like Mayan-civilization-old. No, not like ancient-Mesopotamia-old. No, not like Lascaux-cave-paintings-old. No, not like Jurassic-old. No, not like formation-of-multi-cellular-organisms-old. Okay, let’s start over. Take some photos of your poodle just before the Big Bang. Prove that everything in the universe, including Velcro, was born by the will of Poodlethor the Unfathomably Old.

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