June 15, 2018

I just flew in from New York and, boy, are my pilots are tired. Anyway, your poodle’s so fat. (“How fat is he?”) Your poodle’s so fat it would take ten strips of Velcro to make him a pair of Spanx. Thank you. You’ve been great. Don’t forget to tip your wait staff.

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