June 14, 2018

In honor of Flag Day, Velcro 50 white poodles to the upper-left corner of a very large rectangular piece of fabric. Place 13 thick, white strips of Velcro in stripes along the rest of the fabric. Whatever you do, DON’T KNEEL ANYWHERE AROUND YOUR FLAG, even to tie your shoes. That’s worse than running it through a paper shredder.

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