July 23, 2018

Wait for all of the glaciers to melt into the sea and for sea levels to rise to such a point that all of our coasts are no longer liveable. While waiting, construct your Poodle Ark, simply by Velcroing watertight poodles together into the form of a giant ship. But better do it quickly. You’ve only got a week.

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