January 20, 2018

Party like it’s 1999. Then stop your Britney Spears CD, turn off the Sopranos, and hike up your jeans over your thong. Come back to reality, clutch your poodle tightly, and Velcro your eyes shut so as not to subject yourself to the pre-apocalyptic hellscape into which our fragile civilization has intractably devolved.

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