January 2, 2018

Velcro a particularly robust poodle to the side of a small capsule. Secretly launch it with the fastest rocket available. It should overtake the New Horizons probe by 2050. Imagine the looks on those NASA guys’ faces when they find a live poodle in deep space. It may seem like a long time for a gag, but the payoff will be so worth it.

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