February 20, 2018

Cover the top half of the poodle in Velcro and the bottom half in non-stick enamel. Train the dog to lay on its stomach until you give the command, at which point it flips to its back. Take it to a curling tournament. As soon as that stone poodle approaches the house circle target thingy, say the command and stick the landing. Split the curling groupies between you and the dog.

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