Collections

I’ve found that if you tell people you collect something, people will buy it for you.  I have bought exactly zero of my monkeys, and only one of my spatulas.  And now that I write a fake wine column, I have been getting wine as a gift more frequently.  This is interesting.

I would like to publicly announce that I starting a big-boobed, fun, undiscriminating woman collection.  So there ya go.

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