Velcro poodles into a large poodle shape. Now you’re ready if the giant cats escape your basement lab.
Pulverize poodle into a fine paste. See if it holds bricks together better than Velcro. Y’know, for future reference.
We had this great idea for an April Fools’ prank involving rolling a massive Velcro boulder in front of the only possible exit for your poodle’s tomb just in case he decides to resurrect himself, but someone already beat us to it. I’ll tell you what, that guy was a jerk.