Disc Golf Goals – 2022

After last year’s interesting conclusion, I have decided to try my hand once again at making some goals for myself. Because I don’t foresee a world where I suddenly play a ton of practice rounds, and because it seems like every single tournament I want to play is scheduled for a week where I have the boys (making it logistically impractical), this is going to be another wonky year. As such, I’m going to reuse a fair number of goals from last year, where I ended up with a pretty impressive 69% success rate (nice). So off we go.

1) Play enough events to justify the $75 PDGA fee.

This is a goal I set every year, and one I seem to make regularly but barely. As mentioned in the preface, this might be tougher due to bad scheduling luck and needing to travel for many of my tournaments. I need to play 8 events to win.

2) Cash in half my events.

While this isn’t usually the hardest goal, I won’t have the luxury of playing mostly courses I’m comfortable with. In fact, given that I may have to travel often, I’ll likely be playing many courses at odd elevations and without the luxury of practice. Here’s hoping.

3) Cash in 75% of my events.

Just like the last one, only harder.

4) Play 25 rounds that aren’t tournament rounds.

I have an advantage and a disadvantage with this one. The advantage is my boys are more interested in playing than before, meaning this should theoretically be easier. The harder one is I have more responsibilities this year, plus I’ll be saving up money (and time) for a big vacation later in the year. If I practice, it will almost certainly be at the course just up the road. At least I should get pretty good at that one.

5) Win enough cash to pay for my entry fees.

Another goal I have accomplished the last few years, but only barely each time.

6) Win at least one tournament. 

I don’t really know if this will be easy or very difficult. The Masters division is certainly easier to win than Pro Open (5 of my 6 pro wins were in Masters), plus I’m not getting younger, or better for that matter. I ended my season last year at the lowest ending rating I’ve had since 2010. Fingers crossed.

7) Never finish in the bottom third of a tournament.

An oldie but a goodie.

8) Don’t throw a round lower than 920.

I was originally going to recycle my goal from last year, which was not to throw a round under 930. Turns out I’d never actually done in that in any year in my life. I haven’t done the research to find out whether I’d ever done it with the lowered goal, but here’s hoping loosening the waistband might make the pill go down easier. Is that a phrase? It is now.

9) Throw a 1005-rated round. 

I tweaked my normal goal of ‘just throw one 1000-rated round’ just so if I only come in with a 1004, I’ll silently wonder why I do these sorts of things to myself.

10) Hit at least one ace.

Again, I was going to originally recycle the last year’s goal about just hitting metal, but in the only round I’ve thrown in 2022 so far, I splashed chains on a hole (an easy hole, but a hole nonetheless). So, gotta up the stakes. Go big or go home.

11) Have more rounds at or above my rating than below my rating.

I did it in 2021, let’s do it again in 2022.

12) Have my rating be over 970 for at least one ratings update.

I didn’t do it in 2021, so let’s do it in 2022!

13) Play 4 new courses.

Last year I hit six, but this year it might be harder. There isn’t an abundance of local courses I haven’t played before (especially with Tom’s Adventure Park now closed), and the one course I knew I was going to play for the first time was a tournament that I simply forgot to sign up for. Doops!

14) No rounds with more than one double-bogey.

While double bogeys are all but unheard of in the local courses I play, I don’t know where all I’ll be playing this year. As such, I can’t have the lofty goal of never throwing a double bogey – if I end up playing Maple Hill for some reason, there are some holes that a double bogey doesn’t honestly feel too bad. So I’ve eased this goal a bit.

15) Make enough points to qualify for Worlds, or end with a high enough rating to get priority entry in next year’s Tim Selinksi Memorial.

These two tournaments are the two biggest for my age division, and both happen to be on the west coast next year (Worlds is in AZ, the Memorial is in OR). That means it’s far more likely I would be able to play in them. However, with those tournaments being difficult to qualify for, it isn’t a slam dunk I will get in. In the years before the disc golf explosion (before COVID-19), anyone who had the money could enter. Now, it’s entirely likely I won’t qualify without some good play. I don’t know a solid number, but I imagine I’ll need 600 points to qualify for Worlds, or a 975 rating to qualify for TMM. So those will be my goals (or a direct invite – any of those will earn me a win). Of course, the dilemma then becomes: do I enter tournaments as a Masters player, where I’ll make more money, or as a Pro, where I’ll earn more points? Decisions decisions…

16) Have a Circle 1X putting rating of over 50% for the year.

Circle 1X putts mean any putt between 11-33′ (it eliminates tap ins shorter than 11 feet). Now, calculating this will be tricky. First, it means tracking every round on uDisc. I already do this, but usually score only, not each shot. The stats will be much cooler if I track it (yay), but it will be a whole lot more work each round, possibly taking me out of a competitive mindset. My goal is to do it, though I may not during certain rounds if I want to concentrate better. Partially because this also means measuring every darn shot I make with my rangefinder. It also means achieving this, which I literally have no idea how easy it will be. The top pros are around 90% here, though I don’t really know where the lowest pros fall. Anyway, we’ll see if I actually do this enough to even justify a result.

17) Have a Circle 2 putting rating of over 10% for the year.

Circle 2 putts are from 10 meters (33.1 feet) to 20 meters (~66 feet). The top pros are between 30% and 36%. I genuinely don’t know how many of these I make, but here’s hoping I have a sizeable number of 35-foot putts this year.

18) Win at dubs once.

In my early years here in Reno, I’d win dubs probably 75% of the time. I was a big fish in a tiny drop of pond scum. Now, the competition is fiercer and I play well less often. I am looking for just one single first place finish. (I’ll also consider an ace during dubs as a success here as that would net me way more cash than 1st place would.)

19) Witness at least one thing I’ve never seen before.

This can’t be something like “well, I saw someone throw a disc I’ve never seen.” It’s gotta be a story I’d tell over and over again. Like when Nick threw an ace on hole 17 at Vista that was shank, re-directed off a tree, and rolled down the trunk of another into the basket. Or when I landed in a pool of water that was basically 10% larger than my disc (and therefore out of bounds). This is admittedly arbitrary, but might be a fun entry.

20) Remember why I like this game.

It’s getting harder to find time to play, and tournaments fill up faster, and there are fewer and fewer people I recognize on the course, and I play where there are no trees. There have been any number of reasons over the last few years why my love for disc golf has waned a bit. One happy biproduct of that is I tend not to get so upset (if I lose, it’s because I don’t play, I tell myself). But I want to enjoy myself AND find some renewed passion. Hopefully traveling for these tournaments (sometimes with Danielle) combined with a bigger purpose – to qualify for major events in 2023 – might rejuvenate me.

See ya on the course!

2021 – Disc Golf Year in Review

It’s that time again, where I write a blog that I will occasionally look back on and nobody else will. Them’s the facts. I am happy to announce I’ve been sponsored by nobody again, an impressive 18-year streak. Still would rather be sponsored by ibuprofen than a disc manufacturer, but that hasn’t come to fruition either.

I only achieved 7 of 18 of my goals in 2019 (39%), so here’s hoping I did better than that. Let’s go!

1) Play enough events to justify the $75 PDGA fee.

I needed to sign up for 8, and I signed up for 9 (including a league). What’s more impressive is that I did this while most of the Sierra Tahoe Series events were held on weekends I had the boys, meaning I couldn’t play the most convenient tournaments. But I did what I had to do.

Verdict: SUCCESS!

2) Cash in half my events.

So you can’t actually cash at the league event, meaning I had to cash in 4 of the 8 tournaments I played. I did it in 5. Boo-yah! Either I set my goals too low or I surprised myself. Or more likely both.

Verdict: SUCCESS!

3) Cash at King of the Lake.

I’ve snuck by with some iffy justifications in the past when trying to sneak a win out, but I don’t need to do that here. I did cash at KotL this year. It wasn’t spectacular, but it was an odd year, so even scraping a tie for last cash in odd years feels remarkable. See below:

Even years:
2008: tied for 3rd out of 18 (top 17%) – won $221
2010: 25th out of 31, no cash. However, I finished the last round severely injured and was at least close to the cash line before that happened.
2012: KotL didn’t happen.
2014: 15th out of 42 (top 36%) – won $135
2016: tied for 17 out of 55 (top 31%) as an A-Tier – won $87
2018: 2nd out of 20 (top 10%), my best tourney ever – won $435
2020: KotL didn’t happen.

Compare that to the odd years:
2009: tied for 13 out of 29 (last cash, top 45%) – won $70
2011: tied for 45 out of 58 (bottom 23%)
2013: KotL didn’t happen
2015: 25 out of 36 (bottom 30%)
2017: T31 out of 46 (bottom 32%)
2019: T8 out of 19 (last cash, top 43%) – won $55
2021: T8 out of 22 (last cash, top 37%) – won $91

So it was my best odd-year showing, even though it was still a tie for the last cash spot. Still…

Verdict: SUCCESS!

4) Play 25 rounds that aren’t tournament rounds.

The computer tracking all this broke down a couple of weeks ago, but looking at some old charts and Udisc, it looks like I played 28 casual rounds this year, many with Landen. Another (somewhat surprising) success as I don’t think I’ve played that many casual rounds in a year since about 2005.

Verdict: SUCCESS!

5) Win enough cash to pay for my entry fees.

I won $813 this year, and although I don’t have everything tracked as well as I’d like (thank you again janky computer), I’m pretty certain the 8 tournament I played didn’t cost that much as most were ~$80. I didn’t crush this one, but I eked it out nonetheless.

Verdict: SUCCESS!

6) Finish every PDGA tournament I start. 

I started this prediction write-up with: “this is actually interesting that I’m including this”, and that’s oddly telling. My writeup in the predictions column seemed to indicate this would be the year I break my finish streak, and I did. In the first tournament. Yes, I was battling a torn ligament in my ankle at the start of the year, and it did certainly hamper me in my first event – in Idaho. But I really was just so miserable that I wanted instead to hang with my girlfriend and my friend Kat, who I hadn’t seen in a decade. So I failed on this, but if Danielle is to be believed, it was subconsciously intentional. So, go my subconscious?

Verdict: FAIL! (but the monkey is finally off my back)

7) Never finish in the bottom third of a tournament.

If I had been playing well in that Idaho tournament and withdrawing cost me this, I might have called this a success, or even a “not applicable”. However, I would have had to play among the best rounds in my life that final day to claw my way OUT OF the bottom third (I was tied for last out of 17 when I dropped out), so there’s no way I could justify this as anything other than a


8) Don’t throw a round lower than 930.

Well, I made it almost one round before ruining this one. Damn Idaho and its humidity and rainfall and open land and blind course… But it turns out I missed this goal four times, twice in Idaho, once during King of the Lake (which would otherwise have been a pretty great tournament since this happened when I was on the top card during round two), and once in the final tournament at the Ranch.

This actually brings me to an interesting point. This was easily the year where I played the most open courses in tournament play. I would say I average about 25% of my tournament rounds in the open during most years. In 2021? 14 of my 20 rated rounds were in open courses, and that’s being generous in saying that Bijou isn’t an open course – it’s wooded but pretty lightly. Anyway, big time fail.

VERDICT: Sad panda.

9) Throw a 1000-rated round. 

The drought since 2018 is officially over! I only threw one this year, but it was a very respectable 1016, which helped propel me to my second consecutive win at Turtle Rock (there was no tourney in 2020, and I won in 2019). This year it took a playoff, but I took it down. There will be no Turtle Rock tournament in 2022 because of the fire that ravaged that area, but here’s hoping I can defend in 2023.

Verdict: SUCCESS!

10) Hit metal on a drive.

For a while I thought I was going to have to count the metal hit I had on hole 10 short at Mayor’s Park early in the year, but I got a straight up ace in September while playing with Landen. It was the first ace he’d ever witnessed, and my first thumber ace. I nearly got it the very next round too, throwing just too high.


11) Have more rounds at or above my rating than below my rating.

Well now, this is an interesting one. If I average my ratings points above and below my rating for the year, I shot -77, which would lead me to believe I failed this goal. However, in 20 rounds, 12 of them were above my rating. The problem is when I did poorly, I sucked. And 6 of my above-rating rounds were less than 10 points above (meaning about one stroke better than my average for the entire round). Still, a win is a win.

Verdict: SUCCESS!

12) Have my rating be over 970 for at least one ratings update.

No sir, I don’t like it. The closest I came was a brief time where I was at 965, but I mostly hovered around the 960 plateau all year.

Verdict: FAIL.

13) Play 6 new courses.

I nailed this one exactly, having played Mayor’s Park (which I helped design), the Washoe Golf Course, Mallard Park (ID), The Ranch at Old River (CA), Tree Top Park (WA), and South Pines (CA).

Verdict: SUCCESS!

14) No double bogeys or worse.

Next year I plan to track my scores a little more thoroughly (can you even WAIT for all the stats I’m going to throw at you?) but for now just know that I failed in this, and in the first tournament round I played in 2021. Stupid Idaho. I failed this one a number of times, and it might have been a pretty lofty goal to begin with.

Verdict: FAIL, and not valiantly either.

15) Have fun.

Curious that I didn’t list winning a tournament on here, as that’s always a goal of mine. I think the reason I didn’t was because I tend to have less fun when I care about a goal like that. And truth be told, I did mostly have fun this year. I don’t think I ever really got bitchy throughout the year (even during my terrible start and end to the year). I would have preferred to play some of my favorite tournaments, but scheduling has been unfortunate that they’re nearly all on weekends I have my boys. With Landen playing and Duncan enjoying it more, there’s a possibility of more tournaments in 2022, but we’ll see. The schedule so far does NOT look favorable.

Verdict: SUCCESS!

Bonus goal: win a tournament!

Verdict: Success at Turtle Rock, my favorite course on the west coast. May it recover from the fire quickly.

Summary: 2021 was a weird year on so many levels. But as for disc golf, it was a more successful year, even if my general play was nothing to write home about. I only had two rounds rated 980 or higher, and a whole lot that worked out to slightly better than mediocre play. It was enough to make a bit of coin. In all, I succeeded in 11 goals, failing in 5. That’s pretty darn good.

The biggest joy this year was getting to see Landen play his first tournament and Duncan really enjoying playing more (he has discovered my Champion Stingray, which he throws upsettingly consistently – I should take some pointers from him).

Let’s see what 2022 has to offer!

Disc Golf Goals – 2021

Are blogs still a thing? Is that something people do, never mind read? Well, I’m doing one.

Interestingly enough, my last blog post was my 2019 disc golf goals wrap-up blog. That tells you just how much I think people are reading this site. But hey, even if it’s just me checking up on this in November or December, it’s about time. After all, I didn’t do one last year for reasons I never quite discerned, then COVID-19 hit, and I suddenly looked very prescient.

This year will almost certainly be pared down for a number of reasons. The first one is that my schedule just doesn’t line up. Of the seven tournaments which comprise the Sierra Tahoe Series, I can only make two (I have my boys the other five weekends). The second is the popularity of disc golf. Tournaments are filling up within minutes and, given that I don’t know my availability to travel, it’s a pretty big investment for me to sign up for tournaments 4+ hours away and *hope* I can make it work.

So these goals are going to be pretty simple, quite honestly. This is a year I’m not trying to win every tournament. I’m trying to remember why I play. Two of the four tournaments I signed up for I plan to party those weekends with Danielle and other friends. I’m happy to sacrifice a few bucks of winnings for good times. Anyway, enough procrastinating – onto the goals.

1) Play enough events to justify the $75 PDGA fee.

This means 8 PDGA events. I have already participated in a league event and am signed up for four events, but that means I need at least three more events, and I can’t drop out of any, and and and…

2) Cash in half my events.

I’m signed up for pro open in at least one tournament (at a much lower elevation and on a flat, open course that I’ll be playing blind – I think I got enough excuses lined up already) and some of the other tournaments will have big fields. Even at 50%, this one will be tough.

3) Cash at King of the Lake.

I’ve chronicled my difficulty with this tournament in odd-numbered years before, and this year the field is twice as big as normal. Not for weak-kneed this one.

4) Play 25 rounds that aren’t tournament rounds.

I can hear all of you now (seriously, I’m the one reading this, and I can hear me) – I’ve already played 10 non-tournament rounds. That’s almost halfway there and we’re in April (and I didn’t play my first round until mid February). But I’ve started strong before and haven’t played 25 practice rounds probably since 2005. So yeah, I’m okay with this, which *should* be a slam dunk.

5) Win enough cash to pay for my entry fees.

I’ve managed to just barely achieve this two years in a row. Since I have basically no chance to win back ALL my expenses (I am traveling to Idaho next week, got a hotel for 3 days… etc), this is my best chance for this type of achievement.

6) Finish every PDGA tournament I start. 

This is actually interesting that I’m including this. I’ve finished every tournament I’ve ever started in my career, including some where I was injured and definitely should not have finished. But this year… well, I’m trying to enjoy myself. If I’m not enjoying myself and I have a valid reason, why force myself to keep playing? So it’s a goal of mine because it always is, but not one I’m going to achieve at all costs.

7) Never finish in the bottom third of a tournament.

I’m recycling this from previous years. What can I say, it’s a good goal.

8) Don’t throw a round lower than 930.

I threw one sub-930 round in 2020 and four in 2019. In fact – and I’m both amazed by and ashamed of this – I’ve NEVER accomplished this. There are a few years where I played 20+ tourney rounds and was only under 930 once or twice, but I’ve never actually done this. *shocked emoji face*

9) Throw a 1000-rated round. 

My first 1000-rated round was in 2005. I’ve thrown at least one each year since except for 2014. Oh, and the last two years. That’s right, I haven’t thrown a 1000-rated round since October 2018. Sure, it’s easy to say that I’m getting older and that’s why. And yes, I was battling shoulder bursitis for a couple of years. But I threw 10 of my 24 1000-rated rounds in 2017 and 2018, where I was already pretty old. This drought is ridiculous though. Even with a torn ligament in my ankle (mostly healed), I’m committed to beating this.

10) Hit metal on a drive.

I’ve made countless goals of hitting an ace. I just don’t get those very often, partially because I am a defensive player (and aces are often throws that would result in a par at best if the basket didn’t get in the way). And I talk about a lot of “close call” drives, but if they don’t hit metal, they’re not close. So gotta hit metal in the air (no bounces unless they’re aces).

11) Have more rounds at or above my rating than below my rating.

I’m starting pretty low, at only 960. This might be the best chance I have at this one as it’s the lowest rating I started a year with since 2010.

12) Have my rating be over 970 for at least one ratings update.

Self explanatory and possible as I’ve done this five times in my career. Well, technically, I’ve been 970 or over many ratings updates, but many were in the same years. I’ve had five separate years where I broke the 970 barrier at least once.

13) Play 6 new courses.

I’ve already gotten a head start. I played Washoe County Golf Course twice this year and I helped design Mayors Park, where I have played a bunch. And I’m going this weekend to play a new course in Idaho. But that still leaves three new courses to try out. We’ll see if that’s doable.

14) No double bogeys or worse.

I’m almost certain I’ve never done this over a tournament never mind a year, but why not?

15) Have fun.

Ummm, I want to have fun.

2019 Disc Golf Year in Review

2019 Disc Golf – Year in Review

It’s time for my favorite blog to write and probably the one fewest people read. Oh well, it’s mainly to keep myself accountable in disc golf, and see if I’m any good at predicting something that is, by nature, very unpredictable. (Spoiler alert: I’m not.)

In last year’s recap, I made almost half my goals but was overall very proud of my season. It was my highest-grossing season in terms of winnings and I even got my first professional win since 2013 (and first in the 40+ Masters division).

This year – the highs were higher, the lows were lower, and I dealt with my first real injury in the sport (not counting my low back, which has been a factor in disc golf literally since I started in 2003). Let’s see how I did.

1) Win more than 800 points in Masters.

Wow. This was just… wow. I earned 798 points. SON OF A…


2) Cash in 2/3 of my events.

I cashed in exactly half my events, 5 out of 10. I mean, it’s an improvement from last year, but still a fail.


3) Cash in the St. Patrick’s Classic or the Tim Selinski US Masters.

Remember how I talked about the lows being lower than last year? The short answer is I did not cash in either event. The painful thing is I was in the cash until the last round of St. Patrick’s Classic (when I blew up) and until the last HOLE of the US Masters. What should have been my most impressive tournament cash in my life came to an abrupt halt when I took a 7 on the very last hole of the tournament (a difficult par 4, but a par 4 nonetheless). I missed cash there by 1 stroke. I stunk so bad at St. Patty’s that I was basically out of the running early in the last round, but still, this was one goal I absolutely should have hit.


4) Cash in every PDGA event.

This is a painfully obvious fail. I was definitely a pie-in-the-sky sort of goal, but I was still hoping to get closer than this.


 5) Win enough cash to pay for my entry fees.


Now here’s a pleasant surprise. I joined two larger tournaments (which equals two much higher entry fees) yet still managed to hit this. I spent $880.34 on entry fees (and additional online charges) but I walked away with $975 in winnings. This is just for tournaments, but even if I add doubles (where I inexplicably did not cash even once this year), I still spent $924.34 and made more than that. In fact, somewhat surprisingly, this was my best tournament winnings season, though it fell short of 2018 where I had additional doubles winnings and an ace pot.


6) Win enough cash to pay for ALL my disc golf expenditures.

Given that I was joining bigger tournaments and three of my tourneys required travel (and one of those needed cross-country flights), I didn’t actually expect myself to come close to this. And boy howdy, did I ever not. Of course, I would have had to literally double my winnings to actually hit this goal. Whatever, I did my best.


7) Finish every PDGA tournament I start. 

You heard me mention an injury earlier. Late in 2018 I played a round (my first in months) and the next day I couldn’t lift my throwing arm at all. I got it checked out and was diagnosed with bursitis in my throwing shoulder. That’s… bad for a sport that requires throwing. While I did get injections early in the year that helped for about a month, it was a problem that bothered me all year.

And worst of all, it didn’t really impact my ability to drive, but it most impacted my putts, particularly anything outside 30’. For the past few years, my putting has been a strength. Sure, I miss from inside 30’ somewhat often, but I would make enough outside 30’ to make up for that. This year, I estimate I probably made 5 putts all year longer than 30’. And I missed a TON of short ones. I simply could not lift up my arm to do my loft putting and didn’t stand much of a chance of anything longer than 50’. That seriously hurt my game.

That being said, I toughed it out and finished every tournament I started.


8) Never finish in the bottom third of a tournament with a field of more than seven players.

It genuinely didn’t matter what caveats I put into this because I finished DEAD FUCKIN’ LAST twice. Not even tied for last, either, straight up sucksville. I hadn’t done that since 2012 and had only ever done it twice in my entire 16-year disc golf career.


9) Don’t throw lower than 940 in the first round of any tournament.

Hmmm. I recalled having some pretty crappy starts to tournaments, but my history doesn’t actually jive with that. In 9 out of 10 tournaments, I hit this goal (though one of those first rounds came in at exactly at a 940 rating). However, the one tournament round where I missed this goal came in rated 872, my fifth-lowest rating OF ALL TIME. (Funnily, my fourth-worst ever was thrown two months earlier, but it was a 2nd round). So, yeah, pretty low lows this year.


10) Don’t lose a playoff in a PDGA event.

I didn’t have any, so I succeed by legal loophole once again!


11) Throw three or more 1000-rated rounds. 

While I figured this might be a challenge, I had no idea I wouldn’t actually fail so thoroughly. I didn’t throw one. This was only the second year ever where I did this since turning pro in 2005, and that other year was back in 2014. That year I didn’t even hit the 990s. This year wasn’t quite that bad as I did throw three 990+ rated rounds (including an infuriating 999), but it was still a definitive fail.


12) Don’t follow up a 1000-rated round with anything below my rating.

Woohoo, another legal loophole success!


13) Throw at least 1 round over 1010.



14) Beat Robert Bainbridge in a tournament.

We actually didn’t play many tournaments together, so this ended up being another case of SO CLOSE. I beat him in the first round of a tournament but he came back to tie me during the second and final round. And it was a tournament I didn’t do particularly well in (tied for last cash). That was my best chance but I couldn’t close the deal.


15) No rounds below a 925 rating.

I failed three times and each of those rounds were below 900. Since turning pro in 2005 until the start of 2019, I’d only ever thrown 6 rounds below 900. This year alone I threw three more. Super ugh.


16) Have more rounds over my rating than below my rating. A tie counts a victory considering I’m starting the year at a very high 972 rating.

My first 9 rounds of the year were below my rating (8 of those 9 were played at or near sea level). I managed to make it pretty competitive after that, going above my rating 11 of the last 18 rounds, but alas, it was way too little, way too late.


17) Keep my rating 965 or higher the entire year.

I think this one is pretty easy to call. By the time the first ratings update was published in April, I’d already dropped my rating from 972 to 960. It was then over 965 the rest of the year until the final update in December, where I dipped again to 963.


18) Hit a tournament ace or eagle. A dubs ace with a pot over $100 counts.

I was all set to chalk this one off as I wasn’t even really close to an ace all year. But I *did* manage to hit a legitimate eagle at the Tim Selinski US Masters. It’s not a long hole and there were a few eagles by the big arms, but I hit mine with a perfect drive and a 150’ uphill throw-in (I didn’t know the hole well and thought I was WAY past the basket when my 2nd shot left my hand). Either way, got this one at least.


19) Play at least 20 “casual” rounds.

I was more or less on pace for this through the halfway point of the year, but ultimately I had to give up trying for it because I stopped playing for a few months to rest my shoulder up. Since July, the only practice rounds I played were to practice for the US Masters.


20) Break the King of the Lake “Odd Year Curse”

Because I didn’t say “Play well at King of the Lake” for once but set the bar just at cashing, I can finally say I broke the curse. It was a pretty mediocre event, but just enough to sneak me into a last-cash tie. I only averaged 955 golf, but it was just enough.


21) Win 1 tournament.

I saved the best for last. Not only did I do this one, I did it twice. And neither were fluky wins either. Both of these were in May and they were during very trying times for my girlfriend who was having procedures done on her kidneys. Since I couldn’t do anything to actually help her (since she was at the hospital), she told me to play them. And I did, but I’d be lying if I said my head was in the game. Maybe that’s the key. Maybe I have to NOT CARE if I play well.

Each tournament saw me in a tie for first after round one, pulling away a bit in round two, and holding onto or expanding my lead in round three. I won each by 4 strokes. And the latter (at Turtle Rock, which is still my favorite course on the west coast) saw me taking home my largest disc golf payday ever.




  • I suck at sea level. I think there’s no other way to sugarcoat this. I used to think I just played badly in the first few months of the year, and while there’s some truth to that, I tend to ONLY play low-elevation courses early in the year (since Tahoe is usually under snow until about May). I did manage to sneak into a last-cash tie at the Council of the Fallen Masters, which is at sea level, and at a course I played blind too. But that was the fourth time I cashed at a tournament below 4000’ in… let’s see… THIS DECADE.
  • I can usually get by in a tournament with my bad back; I’ve learned to adapt and get around this. But my shoulder legitimately hurt my short game. I missed 9 circle putts (<33’) in TWO ROUNDS in one tournament, putting me in last cash as opposed to 2nd place.
  • I did not cash at the Tim Selinski tournament by one stroke, having thrown a triple bogey on my last hole – in September. I have not stopped thinking about the many many many mistakes I made during that final round since then. This still haunts me more than anything else I’ve ever done in disc golf.
  • I won’t be traveling nearly as much in 2020, as I expect to have many large expenses popping up during the year. While I still hope to play more than last year, I have to curb my desires a bit since I won’t have a ton of time or money. Because of this, I’m still mulling over my goals for 2020. Which I’ll post soon. And then it will likely go unread until the end of 2020 when I look at it again to see how I did.
  • Which has to be better than this year, where I went 7-11 with my goals, and two of those “successes” were unapologetic cheats.

Onto 202!

Accountability Blog – October

Remember last month when I said I was going to actually dedicate myself to this better-my-lifestyle endeavor? Well…

I actually did! Let’s see how:


Crap food – I hit my goal, having just one crap Jack in the Box lunch for the whole month. I also only had one crap breakfast. Nothing more to be said here. Grade: 4.

Vegetables – I made a realization that I made a goal that I couldn’t possibly BEAT. You can miss fewer than zero days. So I’m changing my goal to no more than 1 day in a month without at least one serving of vegetables. That being said, I did have one day right at the end where I literally had no veggies in the house and did not want to go shopping. Still, best I’ve done so far. Grade: 4.

Sodas – I tied my best ever by hitting my goal exactly, six sodas or energy drinks for the month. Nearly cracked a seventh one the last week but my fleeting willpower held strong. Grade: 4.

Overall diet grade: 4. Hit every goal, even if I didn’t exceed any of them.


This is going to be a “caveat” entry. I started pretty good on working out, averaging two a week (my goal). Then on October 23, I didn’t work out because I CLIMBED FRICKIN’ PEAVINE MOUNTAIN. That’s right, having not really hiked in twenty years other than my Peavine attempt last year, I hiked 15 miles up 3,500 of vertical grade. It’s 8 days later and my feet are only mostly healed, so that eliminated the possibility of more workouts. Still, 5 gym workouts plus Peavine – we’re gonna go with a straight up success grade. Grade: 4.


I started strong with this goal but petered out a little bit at the end. Ultimately, I meditated 8 days this month, which is a bit under my goal of 12. Still, we’re going to say I was pretty close. Grade: 3.


I didn’t touch a disc this month at all, including not mailing the one out that I borrowed in September (grrr). I did sign up for a local one-day even in November, though, which will wrap up my year nicely.


So I haven’t written 2,500 creative words since 2012. But I resolved to kick ass this month. Did I? Well, I may not have kicked it, but I did give it a hearty squeeze.  I plopped out 2,531 words. They were all done in one day, so you’d imagine this goal is something I should have no problem with, but there just wasn’t a whole lot of days where I had the time and energy to sit in front of my computer again after work. Still, this was heartening, and a ton of fun. Grade: 4.


Recall that I had a one-month goal of “cutting out all booze and pot” for the month. Well, the short answer is we didn’t cut it out all month – there were a couple of rough days that we wanted to toast away. However, the goal was implemented for financial reasons, and we didn’t spend a single penny on vices the entire month. My vice budget was simply a bottle of booze we bought before I made the resolution and some sodas. So I can’t call it a success, but I managed to keep the spirit alive (RETROACTIVE PUN ALERT!), so we’re gonna say close but no cigar. Grade: 3.


OCTOBER OVERALL: 3.5 – I hit all but three goals, and they were pretty close. Unfortunately, I didn’t EXCEED any of the goals. So let’s try and make my lowest grade next month a 4. Maybe see some 5s in there.


Accountability Blog – September

If you’ll remember, I ended my August write-up with “I’m going to try a renewed dedication to this quest in September”. So, did I?

In a word, no. There was a pretty decent excuse in that I traveled a ton this month with two camping trips and a week on the east coast for a disc golf tournament. Travel tends to mean worse habits, and boy did I live up to that.


Crap food – I had two crap lunches and one crap breakfast. It’s close to my goal, but not quite there. I’m okay with this given my travel schedule and how easy it is to just grab crap fast food when you’re away from home. Grade: 3.

Vegetables – There appeared to only be two days without veggies, which is a nice improvement. It’s again close to my goal, but not quite there. Grade: 3.5.

Sodas – There’s two ways to look at this. I had 10 sodas, which is not great. But the other way to look at this is to include energy drinks (which I really should), which brings this embarrassing total up to 15 for the month. An unequivocal failure. And I can only blame travel so much. See, when I know I’ve failed something, I don’t try to salvage, I just go off the deep end. I stopped holding myself responsible and just drank soda like it was going out of style. Grade: 1.

Overall diet grade: 2.5. This is not trending in the right direction.


Well, it couldn’t get worse than August, when I did not work out at all. September saw me work out… well, my calendar says twice but I’m fairly certain I worked out about four times. Let’s call it 3 since I am not very good at even keeping this damn log. Still, it falls well below the 8 I hoped to do. Grade: 2.


I meditated six times, which is acceptable, though well below my goal of 12-15. I’m too cheap to pay for the upgraded service, so I’ll be going through the same 10 routines ad nauseam. But in the times where I don’t fall asleep, it does help center me a bit. Grade: 2.5.


Rehashing this will hurt my soul. If I had gotten even a bogey 5 on my final hole of the 72-hole tournament, this would have been graded a 5 since I would have cashed and left $200+ richer. Instead, I took a 7 and was one stroke out of the cash. I want to grade it a zero (even though I typically don’t grade disc golf), but the truth is I played pretty well for about 70 of those holes. Grade: 3


2500 words in a month was my goal. Bear in mind, I have not done this more than once (when I was writing sketches last summer for The Untamed) since 2012. Here, I wrote two sketches and started work on The Great Depression: The Musical (even if it was literally only one stanza). Total word count is just a little above 700 words, but I don’t consider it only a 30% success. I actually wrote creatively for the first time in a while. I’m going to give myself half a pass this month. 2500 might difficult to hit with any regularity (ignoring the fact that I’ve already written 500 words in this blog alone) but it’s a fun challenge. Grade: 3.

SEPTEMBER OVERALL: 2.5 – When I failed, I failed big, but a few other goals were pretty decently followed.

I’m adding one new addition for October only, at least for the month starting after today. In looking at my budget, I’ve spent way too much the last two months on my “vices” – booze, cannabis, and soda. Like way way too much. I’m not as concerned that I’m drinking too much, but I’m completely obliterating my monthly spending goals. So Danielle and I are cutting out all booze and pot for the month (except if there’s a party we’re attending which, at this time, we have none that we know of). It’s more for financial reasons, but a pause will have a number of other good effects.

And more importantly, and this I’m excited for, I’m *actually* going to commit this time. No excuses of travel, no seeing that I’m going to fail so throwing in the towel. I’m going to try to hit every damn goal at least once in a month.

Accountability Blog – August


Crap food – Well, for the first time since starting this blog, I hit this goal. I had one crap breakfast (on the 2nd of the month) and one crap lunch (on the 7th) but held off the rest of the month. Sure, I had Jack in the Box once for dinner this month, but there were extenuating circumstances and I cleverly put no restrictions on this whatsoever. Grade: 4.

Vegetables – Looking at my calendar, it looks like I had four days without veggies this month. Admittedly at least one of those days I didn’t really have the option to get something with veggies, but still a pretty bad fail. Grade: 2.5.

Sodas – 11. Ouch, that’s nearly double my goal. It’s probably still *slightly* better than I did before this challenge, but it’s still pretty lousy. Grade: 2.

Overall diet grade: 3.


Zero times. Not once did I work out. That’s terrible. Sure, it was a busy month and I always tend to work out more in the winter than in the summer, but this is pretty inexcusable, especially on the heels of the past two months where I only worked out 4 times total. Grade: 1.


I only decided I would add this goal halfway through the month. I finished the month out with 5 in the final two weeks. Considering my monthly goal was 12-15, my prorated total would put me at around 11 or 12. So we’re gonna call this a success. Grade: 4.


I played 12 holes of practice early in the month with someone from work and bookended August with about 24 holes on the last day of the month. I’m trying to get my body ready for next week when I anticipate playing no less than 6 rounds in 5 days (possibly 7 rounds). I think 36 holes in the prior 2+ months satisfies that criteria, right? Grade: N/A


I only decided I would attempt this at the very end of the month, and I’m okay with not having succeeded because of that. What’s more, I have some gift cards coming my way and I plan to buy a laptop with those. I am infinitely more likely to write on a laptop than I am while sitting at my not very comfortable computer desk. After all, I have a bed that can sit all the way up. 🙂 Grade: N/A.

JUNE OVERALL: 2.5. Still not great, all things considered. I’m going to try a renewed dedication to this quest in September and I hope to hit each one of these targets.

Spoiler alert: I had two sodas on the very first day of September. So there’s that.

Accountability – June & July

So I have not actually written an accountability blog in several months which, I imagine, is not good in terms of holding myself accountable. So I’ll compensate by adding a gratuitous grading scale.

5 – Not only did I hit my goals, I exceeded them.

4 – I hit my goals.

3 – I came close, but did not hit my goals.

2 – Not only did I not hit my goals, I basically was as unhealthy as I was before these resolutions.

1 – I failed on every level.



To refresh your memory, three are three sub-goals here.

Fast food/crap food: my goal was to have no more than one junk food lunch and one junk food breakfast a month. In June, I had three crap breakfasts and two crap lunches.

Vegetables: There were four days I did not eat vegetables at all, much less than the zero I hoped for.

Sodas: I had nine sodas, not six.

Overall, I’ll grade my diet a 2 for June.


Recall that I hoped to work out twice a week for a total of 8 to 10 times a month. Looking back at my accountability calendar, I see I fell just short, having not worked out at all. Okay, that’s more than falling short, that is quite literally the least I could do. Grade: 1.


I started off the month as hot as you could, but winning my second tournament of the year (this one at one of my all time favorite courses, Turtle Rock). Like my other Masters wins, this was a wire-to-wire win, resulting in a 4-stroke victory and my biggest payday to date. I followed this tournament up with a pretty sub-standard showing at King of the Lake, but I did manage to sneak into a tie for last cash. While this was disappointing, it was the *first* odd-numbered year that I ever cashed in the King, so there’s that. We’re going a full 5 for this grade.




I had a whopping four crap lunches (I realize I eat crap lunches when I am having a bad day – it’s my comfort food – and I had no shortage of bad days in July). I had one crap breakfast and at least two days without vegetables. Maybe a slight leg up from June? Well, I had the chance to improve on nine sodas in June, but I didn’t. I had 9. I’ll grade this month a generous 3.


I worked out four days this month, a couple of those also working on my shoulder. I’m hoping to get it back to competition form by the first week of September when I have my biggest tournament of the year. While four is well short of my goal, it’s better than I’d done in a couple of months. So…. yay? I’m gonna grade this a 2.5, though. It’s still well short of my very reachable target.


I did not touch a disc for the entire month. Grade: N/A.

JULY OVERALL: Given that this was a very trying month on a number of levels, I fared sorta kinda okay I guess? We’ll keep it at a 2.5, though.



  • First off, you’ll notice I’ve yet to hit basically any of my goals in any single month. And spoiler alert, I won’t in August either. Well that’s disappointing. However, here’s hoping I get a renewed push going into September and actually try to hold myself accountable more than just saying “shucks” when I miss a goal.
  • Also, I can’t actually “grade” disc golf since I’m not setting a goal. I mean, I did grade June because I won a tournament, but I don’t think I’ll actually my disc golf grade in my overall grade because, with no measurable goal, it’s a totally arbitrary number.
  • I will be adding two categories starting next month. The first is “creative writing” because I’ve been saying for YEARS I want to write more and I’ve had tons of friends very disappointed that I have basically not written. This blog and work stuff don’t count: creative writing only, preferably one of my two novels I’ve started, but I’ll take working on sketches or anything that gets the creative juices flowing. My goal? 2,500 words a month. I know that’s peanuts, but if I start crushing it (like all the other goals I’m hitting routinely) I’ll increase that number.
  • The second addition will be meditation at the urging of my therapist. I’ve tried meditation in the past and not gotten much out of it, but I also recognize that I don’t handle stress as well as I thought I did. He recommends 10 minutes a day. I’ll say let’s do 10 minutes three times a week. So on a per month basis, that’s 12-15 times.

Accountability Update – Stupid, stupid May

So, how’s that accountability thing going? Let’s find out:


I think I’m like most people. When I make goals for myself, I set out earnestly to hit those goals. But once it becomes clear I am not going to hit them, not only do I stop trying, I basically take it in the opposite direction to see how spectacularly I can fail. I had 8 sodas, not 6. And while that may not seem like much, each sized soda was considerably larger than I normally get, so those 8 were more like 10 or 12. I also had two crappy Jack-in-the-Box lunches this month. Again, it’s only one more than my goal, but it’s also double my goal. I missed veggies again one day. I failed pretty hard in May. Especially when you compound my eating habits with:


…which I essentially did not do. I worked out a grand total of one time, and considering my goal was 8-10, I came up juuuuuuuuuust a bit short. I want to be able to place the blame elsewhere, but simply I got obsessed with War and Order, a handheld strategy game. Why work out when I can loot castles and kill soldiers, am I right? I hold out hope that June will be different, but it’s a flimsy sort of hope.


Here’s where things get funky. I started out my disc golf month at a one-day tournament at a new course (I’d only played once the week before at doubles). And I did what I’ve done all year, sucked. This tournament featured a) my third (3RD) sub-900 rated round this year and b) my SECOND DFL (dead f’n last) finish this year.

Apparently, the bursitis in my throwing shoulder is causing me more problems than I thought, especially when putting. So I did what any rational person would do, decided to play out the tournaments I’ve already signed up for then hang up the discs for the rest of the year to recover. I emailed my ex to change my schedule with the boys because of it. Then what happened?

Oh yeah, I started kicking ass. I won Duel at Dayton by four strokes, playing good golf the entire weekend. As a comparison, in the 9 tournament rounds before Dayton, I reached my player rating only once. Dayton featured 3 rounds in a row above my rating, something I tend not to do very much. Also, SPOILER ALERT, June started off pretty well too.


The boys are done with school, in more ways than one. We’re moving them from their current school back to the public school they are zoned for. There are many reasons for this move, but it’s definitely the right one. It’ll be a sharp change (and for L, his third school in four years). They have mixed feelings about it, but have spent the last few days getting phone numbers for the parents of many of their friends. So there will be play dates a’plenty.

My girlfriend has had some medical issues resulting in surprise surgery (which is, as you know, the worst kind), so it’s been a pretty rough, tiring month. She’s on the mend, at least until the next, bigger surgery (less surprise, but no less sucky). We will get a nice excursion next weekend when we attend the wedding of some longtime friends of hers.

May was a weird month financially, too. Twice each year I get three paychecks (I get paid bi-weekly, not semi-monthly), and May was one of those months. Plus I got my small tax rebate. Plus my second-biggest disc golf payday ever. So I’ve been able to pocket a little money to spend on a trip later this year with the boys.

Oh, and I we interviewed for and selected my third employee! She starts on July 1 and I’m SUPER excited a) because we desperately need a third person and b) because she’s awesome.

Onto June…

April Update

So, how’s that accountability thing going? Let’s find out:


You may remember in this blog post, I made a resolution to eat better because I was working out more. So how’d it go? I missed two days of veggies in May, one of which was because I was out playing disc golf for a good portion of the day and had plans at night. In general, I’m having more than one serving of veggies a day, but at least I’m basically hitting the lower bar each day. It helps to have a girlfriend who enjoys cooking (healthy!)


I worked out four times last month. If you’re good at math, or even just barely passable, you’ll realize that that’s not 2x a week. Unless April only had one week which, after thorough research, I concluded it didn’t. Of course it’s not a matter of time, it’s a matter of priorities. Let’s see if I can change that in May, during which I’ve already worked out (checks calendar) zero times.


I played two days of golf the entire month, both doubles. I played exceptionally mediocre in both of them, missing cash each time (in one I was playing with a total newbie so it was basically a solo round). So far for 2019, I’ve made $0 in disc in 2019. Too bad I haven’t spent $0.


The boys are doing great. They’ve taken up reading as a legitimate hobby, spending most of each car ride (to and from school) silently reading. For Landen it’s usually Calvin and Hobbes. Duncan switches between that and other books. School’s been going well for them too. I unfortunately won’t be able to take them on large vacations like I’d hoped (definitely rethinking the custody arrangement I agreed to based on things that have not transpired as discussed), but I’m making it work as best as I can.

Work is finally slowing down and I’m able to concentrate on process improvement and a backlog of old projects. This is actually exciting news, as these are the real things I intended to do in this position.

My body is rapidly falling apart – herniated disc in the back, bursitis in the right (throwing) shoulder, and arthritis in the left foot. Yeah yeah, I know, working out would help some of these.

Let’s see how May goes.

Updates – March

So, how’s that accountability thing going? Let’s find out


You may remember in this blog post, I made a resolution to eat better because I was working out more. So how’d it go? I’m not going to pretend the bar was set super high – it was only three goals – but I did very well. I had my full allotment of six sodas (I had the last one around the 20th of the month), I only had my two fast food jaunts (Jack in the Box for lunch once and a fatty bagel once for breakfast), and I ate veggies every day but one. Most days I had multiple veggies, so I feel good. That’s, like, a 98% success rate or something for month one.


Well, this isn’t going as well, but I didn’t set a clear goal. I think a reasonable goal would be two sessions a week. That’s vague on purpose – it can be going to the gym and using the elliptical and/or weights, or doing yoga or pilates or other core work at home. I haven’t done two sessions a week in a month or two, and I probably did a total of about 5 total sessions in March. No bueno.


Remember a few months ago when a doe-eyed man with a bag full of big dreams set up a bunch of goals for the year? I haven’t had the cajones to reread that blog, but suffice to say this has been a historically bad start to the year. I mean historically. Put it this way, since 2010, I have not had a sub-900-rated round. And the one I had then was because of a severe injury. You’d have to go back to 2009 to get a legit sub-900 round. This year? Yup, already had two.

I know it’s altitude. I know it I know it I know it. But I keep going back. Why do I keep going back? Let’s do some research. Since moving west at the end of 2007, I’ve played 262 tournament rounds. 175 of them were above 4000′ in elevation (almost exactly 2/3). Here are my findings:

Average round rating below 4000′: 950.56

# of 1000-rated rounds below 4000′: 5 (~5.7%)

# of sub-930 rounds below 4000′: 17 (~20%)

Average round rating above 4000′: 965.01

# of 1000-rated rounds above 4000′: 16 (~9.1%)

# of sub-930 rounds above 4000′: 13 (~7.4%)

I used to think it had to do with playing early in the year, but I now think that’s crap. The few rounds I played in Reno (above 4000′) after a two-month layoff and dealing with bursitis in my throwing shoulder were actually quite good (I took home the 1-tag in the opener!) Then I go down to sea level and throw my first 8 rounds well below my rating (only one round so far is unofficially rated above 950). Oh well, onward and upward. Literally, upward. I need higher elevation.


This one is murkier. The internet isn’t the forum for airing dirty laundry, so let’s say say specters from my past are making my life in the present very challenging. And they’re inevitably affecting my relationship with my boys and even the amount of time I get to spend with them. Personal choices obviously have a say in that as well (I played several tournaments in March, for instance), but there are extenuating circumstances.

The boys are doing well in general. I just had parent teacher conferences with both teachers and, while L’s reading scores have me more than a bit concerned, they’re both prospering in various areas. I can only imagine how hard it is to try to learn anything at school while dealing with two separate homes and lifestyles. Fortunately, my parents’ divorce happened when I was in college, and even THAT had its own challenges. It must be 1000x harder for kids.

However my girlfriend Danielle has been a nice pillar of support in all of this, as have a few friends I’ve opened up to. I had the chance to see Corey and Matt in their adorable place in Oakland. Got to perform with my improv troupe, The Comedy Collective (and will again this coming Friday!), and partook in some shenanigans. All in all, a mixed bag.


I anticipate doing this sort of review monthly. It’s good cheap therapy content.


Health Accountability

Spoiler alert: I’m 40 and my body is 612. My metabolism isn’t what it used to be. And I’m woefully out of shape.

Thankfully, my apartment complex has a gym and I’ve downloaded a few yoga/pilates videos that focus on core strength, which is clearly my issue. But this blog isn’t about that, it’s about three health/eating resolutions I made for the start of February and hope to continue the rest of the year. I’m posting them because public shame is a viable motivator.

  1. No more than 6 sodas a month. I’m not a fan of cutting out entirely, and though I can (I recently gave up soda for two months on a dare with my son), this isn’t about total exclusion, it’s about moderation. So I’m allowing only 6 sodas each month. So far I’ve had one in February and plan to have another later today. If I use up my allotment by the middle of the months, sucks for me.
  2. Only one “fast food lunch” and one “fast food breakfast” a month. Because I forgot to pack lunch today, I will exercise my lunch token today.
  3. Have one serving of vegetables a day. I know, I know, you’re supposed to have like 40 every day. But clearly if I’m resolving to have at least one, it should be clear that that’s a goal I’m not currently hitting. So far in February, I’m 5 for 5.

That’s it. I’m starting small. Let’s see how long I can keep this up. Now to share on Twitter so I can further keep myself accountable/shame-ready.

2019 Disc Golf Goals

It’s time once again to write something long that only I read and it’s tl;dr for everyone else: my disc golf goals! You’ll remember last year I managed to hit 10 of my 21 lofty goals, but oddly I hit some of the ones I considered long shots and missed others I thought were pretty safe. Can I do better without lowering my bar? Let’s see. Those observant enough to care will notice I’m recycling many of last year’s goals. So what? It’s my bloggy and I’ll do what I wanna. 

1) Win more than 800 points in Masters.

Last year I didn’t even get 600, but that was largely due to poor attendance in my division throughout the Sierra Tahoe series. While I don’t expect that to change that much, I’m planning to do more traveling/big tournaments, so hopefully a few good showings will do me just right.

2) Cash in 2/3 of my events.

I missed this last year by some margin, but had I done a single stroke better a round in 6 of my tournaments, I would have cashed in all but two events for the entire year. But… well… I didn’t.

3) Cash in the St. Patrick’s Classic or the Tim Selinski US Masters.

I’ve played St. Patty’s twice. The first time I threw my highest rated round (1025) at the time and still came considerably out of the cash after following it up with two lousy rounds. Last year I played in Masters and limped my way to the first spot out of cash. Third time’s a charm, right?

I’ve never played a Masters event as big as the US Masters, and right now it’s full at a field of 60 (I’m gonna guess that’ll go up as some of the more esoteric fields don’t fill). And, while Maple Hill is one of my all-time favorite courses, I’ve yet to throw a single good round there. Both tournaments will be a challenge, but here’s hoping I can get one of them. Hell, maybe even both!

4) Cash in every PDGA event.

This is one of two least likely goals for me to achieve. But let’s keep it here because I’m nothing if not ambitious. It’ll REQUIRE me to cash at both A Tier/Major tournaments, which will be no small feat in and of itself.

5) Win enough cash to pay for my entry fees.

This is one I squeaked by last year, but I think it’s a good measure of a successful year for me. Last year I rode the success of two large cashes (a win and a 2nd place finish in the most populous tournament). Let’s see if I can duplicate it, hopefully this time with more consistent cash.

6) Win enough cash to pay for ALL my disc golf expenditures.

This one might be harder than cashing in every event and basically I’ll need to do that one to have a shot at this one. I’m already buying a new bag this year (~$100) and doing some heavy traveling including a three-night stay at an AirBNB. There’s PIE! And it’s in the SKY!

7) Finish every PDGA tournament I start. 

Ah, the dreaded DNF (did not finish). I’ve not had to succumb to that for 17 straight years but every year it gets harder. And truth be told, if I had driven my own car to the Tahoe Vista Finals last year, I would not have achieved this goal then. Here’s hoping for some luck.

8) Never finish in the bottom third of a tournament with a field of more than seven players.

I achieved this one last year without the 7+ player caveat, but I’m adding that because my area seems to have tournaments with very few old guys. I could easily see myself being in a 6 person field, shooting 4 strokes off the leader, and still coming in 5th just because of some clumping. Hence the caveat.

9) Don’t throw lower than 940 in the first round of any tournament.

I’m striving to not make goals that are subjective, like last year’s “don’t take myself out of contention” goal. I shot myself in the foot four times last year by digging too great a hole to come back. So here’s hoping I can at least start strong in every tournament, or at least not suckyass weak.

10) Don’t lose a playoff in a PDGA event.

I’ve already lost one dubs playoff and squandered a two-stroke lead with three holes to play in dubs, but neither of those count. I’m talking PDGA events here, and if I’m playing for a trophy, that means I did something right.

11) Throw three or more 1000-rated rounds. 

Even though I doubled this goal last year, it marked only the third year where I accomplished the goal in 17 years. I think it’s pretty fair to keep it as is.

12) Don’t follow up a 1000-rated round with anything below my rating.

I have 25 1000-rated rounds but 9 of them were during the final round of a tournament, so I’m ruling those out. Here’s how I followed the rest of those rounds where I had at least one more round to play:

1004 – 944

1000 – 933

1010 – 991

1004 – 1006

1006 – 949

1000 – 898

1025 – 933

1003 – 964

1010 – 976

1004 – 969

1000 – 987

1025 – 992

1003 – 972

1012 – 962

1014 – 984

1030 – 981

Okay, so admittedly, this hasn’t been as big a problem as in the past – it’s only happened twice since 2010 – but nothing kills a tournament like taking the air out of your own tires.

13) Throw at least 1 round over 1010.

I’ve done this 8 times in my career, but inexplicably seven of those were in the last two years. Still a lofty goal.


14) Beat Robert Bainbridge in a tournament.

There are any number of good Masters players in my area, but he’s one of the best who plays the Tahoe area regularly (Patrick Brown is better but he tends to tour and there are a handful of others around Bainbridge’s skill level that don’t play Tahoe often). Now, I’ve beaten Robert in rounds. Hell, two of the three times we played on the same card I beat him. But I haven’t beaten him in a tournament, which makes sense since he’s a 1000-rated player. I came *so* close during last year’s King of the Lake, losing my tie with him on the last hole. But I imagine I’ll have a few chances this year.

15) No rounds below a 925 rating.

I’m too lazy to do the research, but I imagine there haven’t been many years I’ve accomplished this. Here’s hoping 2019 is one of them. 

16) Have more rounds over my rating than below my rating. A tie counts a victory considering I’m starting the year at a very high 972 rating.

I sorta suspect I won’t make this one based on the fact that I’m starting high and tend to play crappy until about June.

17) Keep my rating 965 or higher the entire year.

I usually aim to hit a specific high, but since I’m at 972, which I’m comfortable with, I’m changing it up this year. Don’t drop below 965. When was the last year I’ve done this? Well, never. Never is the last time I’ve done this.

18) Hit a tournament ace or eagle. A dubs ace with a pot over $100 counts.

I did this in dubs in 2017, but it’s been a while in a tournament.


19) Play at least 20 “casual” rounds.

I’m at the exact same place I was last year (3 rounds in January) but last year I dropped off quickly, much like I do every other year. Having Saturdays free will help, but having a thousand other responsibilities won’t.

 20) Break the King of the Lake “Odd Year Curse”

I chronicled this at length here, but basically I suck every odd year – I have never even cashed. So this year, I wanna cash at the King. That’s all. That simple. I can do this!

21) Win 1 tournament.

This will be on my to-do list basically every year for the rest of my career now that I can hide with the old guys. Here’s hoping to make it 2 for 2.

See you on the course!

White Christmases Redux

As you’ll recall, in 2012 I wrote about having White Christmases in Reno. People think that, since I’m in a desert, I don’t see snow. Hell, ask people FROM Reno and they say it never snows and it’s never a White Christmas. Well, at that time, 4 of the 6 years I’d been in Reno featured some white during the special day.

I suppose I need to define White Christmas again. To qualify as a White Christmas it must either a) feature some actual snow falling at some point during the day, at least a few flurries, or b) feature some snow existing on the ground at some point during the day. So let’s break it down since then:

2007 – We had a little patch of snow in our lawn. Ash’s folks’ house (where we celebrated Christmas) had only a tiny patch where there was the remnants of a shovel-job. Pretty technical in its assertion as being a “white” Christmas.

2008 – We had a decent snowfall on Christmas itself – Ash’s folks’ backyard probably got 5? on Christmas itself. A TRUE white Christmas.

2009 – We had a big snowfall on 12/7 that year, but I’m not sure that any remained by Christmas.

2010 – We had our own tiny patch in the shade. Ash’s folks had none. VERY technically a white Christmas.

2011 – No snow at all for basically the entire winter.

2012 – I thought this would be another technical white Christmas, as our both our front and back yards had a few patches here and there with snow and ice. But then in the evening it started snowing and we got a good two inches when all was said and done.

2013 – I’m not going to count this year, which is surprising because it featured something far cooler than snow. It featured pogonip. This was far from the best pogonip I’ve seen, it happened on X-mas. So I’ll stick to my technical definition of White Christmas and disqualify this year, but it still stands out as being pretty cool.


2014 – While I won’t pretend this was a record-breaking year, it did feature a little snow on the ground from a few days prior and a little light snowfall in the a.m. hours. Not what you’d see in a Hallmark movie for a White Christmas, but it counts nonetheless.


2015 – This was probably one of the better years for snowfall. We got a few inches the day of, as evident in this photo. I think this was the truest definition since 2008.


2016 – It looks, based on photographic evidence, which, after 40 years, is the only way I’m able remember anything, that we got a nice little dusting of fresh snow on Christmas morning. So far, it looks like we’re debunking the crap out of this whole ‘I live in a desert’ thing.


2017 – So purists who believe White Christmases have to include fresh-fallen snow would not include 2017 in their count. Hell, people who lived any lower in elevation than us would not count it either. But as you can clearly tell, there are patches of residual snow, so it’s a *technical* success.


2018 – Oddly enough, those same purists *would* count 2018 since it snowed a pleasant dusting in the dark a.m. hours. Not enough to stick around throughout the day but enough to qualify it as a White Christmas.


So where does that put us? I’ve been in Reno for 12 Christmases and 9 of them have, by my definition, been white. Even if you were to strip the cheap “existing snow on the ground” provision, it’s been half White Christmases. So when someone tells you they’re moving to desert, don’t believe them. I feel like I’ve gotten more White Christmases here than in Jersey, which was at exactly the same latitude.

Maybe I’ll keep this series going in the future years.

Disc Golf Review – 2018

As we bid adieu to 2018, let’s reflect on this tumultuous roller-coaster of a year. It featured a divorce, a move back into an apartment, the immediate aftermath of my mother’s death, and more than a fair share of social/personal drama, but also a higher concentration of time with my boys, a promotion, a reunion with many of my old friends and family, and financial comfort for the first time in a long time.

And that roller-coaster reflected itself on the course as well, which we shall soon see. I made 21 goals at the start of the year, some of which were admittedly loftier than others. It’s also a tale of two halves – if I were to have written this up before King of the Lake this year, my results would have been drastically different.

Also, since this is already tl;dr, suffice to say this will be a whopper with a numbing amount of statistics. So, my two readers, buckle in, let’s see how I did.

1) Gain enough PDGA points to qualify for Masters Worlds in 2019.

In my goal-setting blog, I pegged 600 points as the magic number. I actually think that number might be lower than what will actually be needed, but it didn’t matter because I didn’t hit it. What I didn’t account for is a sudden, inexplicable drop in Masters turnouts. Of the 10 tournaments I played in, only three of them featured fields larger than 12 and several featured fields smaller than 7. Hard to make up points like that, especially when they count for less than they do in Open. In all I garnered 588 points, which was good enough to put me second in the STATE in points for my division. Still not enough to make my goal.

VERDICT: FAIL, but just barely

2) Cash in 2/3 of my events.

Sadly, I did not even cash in 1/2 of my events, taking home money just four times in ten tries. However, these numbers are again deceiving. Let’s look at the six tournaments I did not cash in and where I placed.


EVENT Where placed How many they paid
St. Patrick’s Classic 19th of 45 18
Legend of Lizard Peak 4th of 8 3
Frying Pan 6th of 9 4
Tahoe Pro/Am 7th of 15 6
Mountain Mayhem 4th of 8 3
Tahoe Mountain Sports 5th of 7 3

That’s right, in each of these six, I was within two places of cash, and in four of them I was the bubble boy. And that’s not even the craziest thing. THIS is:


Tourney 2017 Master Bottom Cash Level 2018 What I averaged
Lizard Peak 962.5 976.5 968
Duel in Dayton 940.6666667 960.6666667 960.6666667
Sierra College 950.3333333 964.3333333 964.3333333
Bijou 952.3333333 965.6666667 958.6666667
Mountain Mayhem 958.6666667 981 966.3333333
King of the Lake 960.5 967.6666667 1007.666667
Nevada State Championships 955.6666667 974 986.3333333
Sierra Series Finals 972 981.3333333 973.6666667

These are the 8 Sierra Series tournaments (plus Lizard Peak). Just one year ago, my 2018 scores (in terms of ratings) would have cashed in every one of these tournaments, meaning my only two missed cashes would have been at sea-level tournaments. Why is this? It’s a combination of two things: better competition (more pros turning old like me) and smaller fields (equaling shallower payouts). So even though I played better than last year when I was cashing regularly in a “tougher” division, I cashed much less often this year.


3) Cash in every PDGA event.

Well, um, this clearly didn’t happen. See my exasperated explanation above.


 4) Cash in an A-Tier event.

I did only play in one A-tier this year, The St. Patrick’s Classic, and my failure to cash was chronicled in depth here. I absolutely should have cashed here but didn’t, and it was simply my fault. However, I did learn something pretty important this year about playing at sea level. I used to think my problem was that I over-compensated for the loss of altitude by automatically throwing things with more hyzer (to negate the effects of my discs flipping) and that’s why my discs would inexplicably be too overstable at low elevations. But this year I learned that’s not – it’s that I take a considerable amount off my throws. Like, I throw at 75% at sea level. Hopefully knowing this will help me compete at sea level going forward, because I tend to have better aim when I throw 100% versus a controlled throw. Go figure.


For those of you keeping score at home, I’m off to a terrible start.

5) Win enough cash to pay for my entry fees.

So this one is a bit tricky to calculate, mainly because my divorce came in the middle of the year and it’s a little tricky to figure out since I got new bank accounts, new credit cards, and a new Quicken account. Calculating what I *estimate* the entry fees to be, I spent probably around $1000 for tournaments and dubs. I won $950 in PDGA winnings and just over $100 in dubs and miscellaneous disc golf winning. So, by that rough metric, I succeeded. Woo!


6) Win enough cash to pay for ALL my disc golf expenditures.

This one is far easier to calculate, because I spent more than $50 in all other disc golf expenses. Hell, I spent more than that on disc golf socks. So yeah, this one would have been tough no matter what, but I didn’t even come close.


7) Keep my lifetime streak of never DNFing (did not finish) a tournament alive. 

I did manage to keep this one alive, but truthfully, I shouldn’t have, and it was only because of a confluence of very strange factors that I did. My back, as a whole, behaved most of the year. I was in bad shape after King of the Lake, and I dealt with it on and off for the year, but that wasn’t what did it. In my last tournament of the year, I managed to slam my knee into a trailer hitch about 5 minutes before we were sent to our holes to start the tournament. My knee swelled up immediately. I managed to finish the round, but throw a <910 rated round. I couldn’t rotate my knee or push off it, thus basically limiting every throw and putt I made.

I actually would have gone home if I could have. The problem was it was one of very few rounds this year that I carpooled to, and I didn’t have my car. So I was forced to stay for the entire day no matter if I played or not. Fortunately, I had brought along my pain pills in case my back flared up, so taking one of those made me able to even get through the day.

It also resulted in something pretty amazing, which I will detail below.


8) Never finish in the bottom third of a tournament.

Here’s another indicator as to what a weird year this was. I succeeded in this, yet didn’t cash in the majority of the tournaments I played. When I didn’t crush it, I played mediocre. I didn’t have a single tournament where I sucked from wire to wire. So, I guess I got that going for me.


9) Don’t ever take myself out of contention in the first round.

Oh boy, how do I begin with this one? In short, I did take myself out of contention 3 times in the first round, based on the definition of “no more than five strokes off the cash line”.

Mountain Mayhem: 924-rated round, 5 strokes off the cash line

Sierra College Pro-Am: 920-rated round, 5 strokes off the cash line

Tahoe Mountain Sports: 910-rated round (w/ injury), 9 strokes off the cash line

So, fail, right? Well, yes, by the way I phrased the goal, it was. And I’ll mark it as such. BUT, after each of these three rounds, my second round was over 1000 and, in each tournament, I was very much IN competition after two rounds.

Mountain Mayhem: tied for 3rd (tied for last cash)

Sierra College: 5th (in the cash), and I would end up cashing in the event

Tahoe Mountain Sports: 4th, 1 stroke off tie for last cash

So did that first round truly take me out of contention? No, but really only because I throw some killer 2nd rounds this year. I will begrudgingly give this one up because I follow my own rules.


10) Don’t lose a playoff in a PDGA event.

Didn’t play in one, didn’t lose one. I get a cheap victory back!



11) Throw three or more 1000-rated rounds. 

As I mentioned when I came up with this goal, it was a little pie-in-the-sky, having only ever done it twice before (2009 & 2017). And somehow, I managed to obliterate it. I managed to get SIX 1000-rated rounds in one year. That was almost 50% of my previous CUMULATIVE total. In more than one instance, the round was either tied for or was the best round shot amongst all the divisions. When I was on, there was no stopping me.


12) Throw at least 1 round over 1010.

Before 2017, I’d only done this one with my career-high 1025 round at St. Patty’s Classic a decade ago. Last year I did it three times. So I felt it was quite a challenge to try to do it again. Somehow, I not only did it, I managed to beat my total last year, throwing four rounds above 1010. And, crazily enough, not one of these was a “perfect” round (meaning there was at least one shot that was a mistake or a miss, and often times a few). Guess it means I can accomplish more if I get some good breaks.


13) Beat my all-time highest-rated round of 1025.

Now here’s where things get funky. I crushed King of the Lake, averaging over 1005 EACH ROUND. And it started off with a great round which rated… 1025. The way I phrased my goal meant this wouldn’t count. It was a phenomenal round and it set the table for the best tournament play of my life (with one hole left, I was tied with the division leader and only 2 strokes behind the overall “King” in the Open division), but it wouldn’t count for this goal.

So, remember that round earlier where I bashed my knee against a trailer hitch? I pretty much assumed that took the rest of my season out of the equation. But, knowing I was safely in last place and barely walking, I popped a pain pill and figured I’d get my entry fee’s worth. And somehow, I turned in an eye-popping -10, which ended up being rated 1030. I don’t know how I did it and I don’t care. I beat a goal I never thought I would beat, especially as I got older and more decrepit. w00t!


14) No rounds below a 930 rating.

I already spoiled this one. I had four rounds below 930 at four courses, three of which started off tournaments. (I also shot a 930 exactly, which was the round that cost me from cashing at St. Patty’s.) So, yeah, big time fail.


15) Have more rounds over my rating than below my rating. 

 Grrr, another one that, because of phrasing alone, I did not complete. I threw exactly the same number of rounds above as below. This is the first time I’ve done that since 2013, so it was an achievement, but still not a success.


16) Have my rating be over 970 for one or more ratings updates in 2018.

After more than 40 straight ratings updates dating back to 2013, I finally cracked the 970 barrier, ending the year with a 972 rating. So that’s another weird fluke – I didn’t throw more rounds above than below, but because I crushed so many rounds, I ended up with a net +56 ratings points at the end of the year. Go figure.


17) Hit a tournament ace or eagle.

Nope, not even any metal. *shrug*



18) Hit metal on hole that’s more than 300’.

You’ll remember when I wrote this goal, I had just played a tournament where I think I hit metal on a hole longer than 300’, but I specified I wouldn’t count that. And, yeah, I probably should have counted that.


 19) Play at least 25 “casual” rounds.

I played 16. Last time I checked, 16 was not greater than 25.



20) Play at least two courses I’ve never played before.

I had played Oak Grove Park in Stockton once before, but only 18 holes. This year I played the Frying Pan, which featured two 18 hole courses. So there’s one. And the other was a small 9-holer which I used for practice before St. Patty’s Classic. It ain’t pretty, but it’s achieved.


21) Win 1 tournament.

YES! I got the phantom fourth win, my first in five years. Better yet, it was a wire-to-wire win, although I went into round 3 with a 5-stroke lead and give up 4 of them in the first 9 holes. However, I kept it together and took home the W.




What an odd year this was. The highs were high but the lows were low. I had thought I would steamroll my division but that simply didn’t happen for two reasons: 1) only two tournaments did I play well from start to finish, and 2) on average it was 1-3 strokes PER ROUND harder to cash than it was last year. I imagine that will continue as long as this area doesn’t have large pro fields.

I’m proud of how I did, hitting some goals that I never thought I had a chance to achieve and missing other “shoo-ins” by a country mile.

FINAL SCORE: I made 10 of my 21 goals, but 4 of my “fails” were so close and I probably could have called them successes without even stretching too much.

I’ll save the detailed stats for another day when I have more concentration to break it all down for you. Until later…


December 28, 2018

Be amazed by the overnight success of “Woofer!” How, even, did anyone hear about this as your first Bark is still being driven across country in the slowest and cheapest shipping possible? Nevertheless, send out a new Bark to all of your sign-ups thanking them. Note 1: You will need about 100,000 poodles and strips of Velcro. Note 2: Barks should be no longer than can be fit on an average poodle – no images are allowed at this time.