April 28, 2018

Look. We can only help you if you want to be helped and it seems like you don’t want to be helped. You want to go outside and get food because otherwise you’ll starve, fine! That’s your business. But we did warn you, they’re on to you. They’re on to all of us. Velcoodleflies and Mayvelkitties abound. It is literally cats and dogs and flies out there. Just.. just velcro your door shut and everything will be fine tomorrow. One more day of fasting. How bad can that be?

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