I love Jay, I really do, but seriously, he managed to perfectly demonstrate why Twittering is stupid.

“there’s a weird bug crawling on the ceiling above my head. ewww 1 hr ago”

Do I need to know this?  Does ANYONE need to know this?  The way I see it, a maximum of two people need to know this.  1) Jay does.  And he doesnt’ need to be acutely aware of it, either.  He should be vaguely aware that the creepy bug is not laying eggs above him while he’s eating his sandwich.  But probably, even he doesn’t need to know this.  2) In the case that this bug might be weird because he’s spewing lethal toxin from his mandibles, then maybe a guy from Terminix needs to know.  The question is: do the guys at Terminix use Twitter in the hopes to find business?

Nothing but love, Jay, but I may have to stop reading your blog unless you start twittering that you need someone to write you a play.