Archive for February, 2008
Time to Acclimate

So apparently everyone alive thinks that if they’re going to organize sometime, they’re going to do it on a Wednesday night.  Not only is the poker game with the east coast folks every Wed night, but now I have two new Wed events.  Once a month (the 3rd Wed of each month) there is a meeting for people interested in ASL.  I went last week and met 7 people, most of whom were hearing, and all of whom were more proficient than me.  But it’s good to keep my skills sharp (or at least less dull).

Then last night I went to see Stage Fright, a local improv group that is starting performances every Wed (starting last week at a brand-new space).  They’re mostly students of the woman who runs Studio on 4th in Reno.  Many of them are new to improv, and this is a way to get them used to getting up and being in front of an audience.  She told me I could swing by their rehearsal on Monday to see if I’m a good fit without taking classes.  I miss doing improv.  While I don’t think anything quite like “I Wash My Feet” may ever come out, it might be good to just get performing again, even if it is for an audience of a dozen friends and family members.

And I’m still doing the open-mic night on Fridays when I can.  They seem to like me there, and they have a free-form blues jam afterwards, which was fun to do.  Anyone can blues as long as you know three chords.  Or, in one case, one chord (a Bm) – not the most exciting song in the world.  I’m thinking of bringing the accordion and rocking out some Four Non Blondes.

Anyway, that’s what I’m doing.

Mobile Desktop!

I love the Improv Everywhere guys, but it’s been a while since one of their missions really did much for me.  This most recent one?  GREAT

http://improveverywhere.com/

Check out the “Mobile Desktop”  Teehee.

Free gym!

I worked out like a mofo today.  If I’m not sore tomorrow night, I will be thoroughly impressed with my body’s ability to push itself.  If I am, that’ll kinda suck, but in a good way.

I get Ash back tomorrow!  WOO!!!!  (I traded her for a really nice pair of slippers.  Turns out that I still like her better.  We’ll see if she can keep my toes warm.)  Wow, I’m pretty lame without her around.

(Yes, Aaron, I’m lame with her around too.  I get it)

More white stuff

Man, I love cocaine.

Oh wait, not that white stuff.  SNOW!  We’ve got four inches already since this afternoon (okay, since three hours ago) and it’s still coming down at a fairly steady clip.  The mountain’s supposed to get several more FEET.

I’m beginning to think I’ll never play disc golf again.

Strangest Game of Poker Ever

So I played a 9-person game online.  In the first 40 hands, I had exactly 4 hands where I had two cards that were higher than 8.  I mean, crap cards after crap cards.  I finally go all in with Q7 because, well, why not?  Everyone folds.  Next hand, I get AK suited.  Great.  I go all in again (by this time, I didn’t have many chips)  Someone calls with crap.  And of course they win.

So I’m out.  NO NOT QUITE!  I have 30 chips (we started with 1500).  I am automatically all-in.  I triple up with two pair (I had K 2).  Next hand, all my 90 chips in again.  I manage to win again.  I’m up to 450 chips.  Next hand, all in again.  I have 3 3.  They hold up.  I’m suddenly up to over 2000 chips.  A few hands later, I win a big pot and I’m suddenly in the lead (still rarely getting an actual good hand).  Remember, my best hand of the day, AK suited, lost.

So finally there are four left and I’m the chip leader.  Someone goes all in with crap and I have KQ suited. Well guess what, it loses.  So I’m still in it, but they only pay top 3 so I just have to last.

I get 9s!  The best hand I’ve had so far.  The chipleader raises from 500 to 1500.  I just call instead of pushing all in (I have about 3000).  The flop comes 5 5 4.  I go all in, figuring his raise meant he had high crap.  He turns them over.  High crap.  But OF COURSE the turn comes up with a club giving him a flush.

I went from 30 chips to 5000+ in about 8 hands, and then lost whenever I had actual good cards.

Strange game indeed.

Cruel joke?

So the writer’s strike ends last Wednesday, we get ONE day of Daily Show, Colbert Report, and Conan with the writers, and then REPEATS!?  Seriously?  There better be a damn good reason for this.

At least we get fresh writing tomorrow.  BE KIND, REWIND opens!  Hellz to the yeahz.

Frickin’ Desert Snow!

If there’s one thing I never thought I’d hate about living in the desert, it’s all the rain and snow.  I’ve been getting psyched for playing my first west-coast tournament this weekend, and what happens?  We’re supposed to get hit with a series of storms, producing snow and rain ALL WEEK.  What this means is that to get to CA, I have to drive over the mountains, where they’ll surely just get SNOW, and lots of it.  They still have 4-5 feet up there as it is.

What that means is either paying an additional $210 for airfare or buying chains and driving through the mountains during a snowstorm at night.  Neither of which sounds particularly appetizing.

I wonder if they offer money back. Either way, I’m pissed.

Comment of the Day

Comment of the day again goes to Lexi.  We’re playing with a jump-rope and she wanted to switch sides.  So she runs over to me, and I put my arm out to grab her, and she slips and hits her face on my leg.  She’s is crying and crying and screaming and rubbing her nose.  I feel like crap.  Her mom comes over and hugs her a bit.  After maybe 15 seconds, Lexi looks at her mom and, still crying, says “I’m done now.”  And goes back and takes the jump rope again, tears still streaming down her face, which now has a huge smile on it.

I wish most women would get over stuff that quickly.

Random Thoughts

I’m obviously giving up on posting every day – it’s already become a ‘chore’, mainly because I’m not satisfied just saying “I’m wearing green pants today” as my post, or just relating what happened to me.  If I’m going to blog, I want it say something INTERESTING.  My day is assuredly less exciting than most people’s, and I don’t think anyone in their right mind wants to read that.  So I’ll post often, but not cry if I miss a day.

Which is a shame, because yesterday was pretty interesting.  After getting my driver’s license back from Gold’s Gym (the LOST it for a day), Corey came by for an evening of gambling.  The line of the day goes to Lexi, Ashley’s 3-year old niece.  She calls me Monkey Dude.  And what’s great is that Corey comes, also with a shaved head and a beard, and Lexi goes, “There are two Monkey Dudes!”  I’m pretty sure it’s the only time someone’s mistaken Corey and I.

We gambled until 5am.  I wish we could say that we were gambling that long because we were doing well, but alas, no.  Apparently, we weren’t obnoxious enough or stingy enough with our tips, because those people were doing GREAT.

He leaves today.  THREE DAY WEEKEND!  Umm, pork is good.  The Cubs will never win.  Reno’s getting a disc golf course.  We still have snow on the ground.  There, enough random thoughts.

Albums?

I’m a list whore, in addition to being a stat whore.  And recently, someone posed the question of what my favorite albums were.  And I couldn’t do it!  I mean, I could barely narrow it down.  I literally thought I couldn’t even come up with my top 10.  And that may be the case.  But let’s give it a try.  See what I come up with:

Angel Dust – Faith No More

Animals – Pink Floyd

Apollo 18 – They Might Be Giants

Automatic For the People – REM

Bargainville – Moxy Fruvous

Boingo – Boingo

The Drugs I Need – Austin Lounge Lizards

Edward Scissorhands – Soundtrack

John Henry – They Might Be Giants

Life is Killing Me – Type O Negative

Lincoln – They Might Be Giants

The Mollusk – Ween

Mr. Bungle – Mr. Bungle

Not Too Late – Norah Jones

Oh Brother Where Art Thou – Soundtrack

October Rust – Type O Negative

Once – Nightwish

Physical Graffiti – Led Zeppelin

Quick – Eddie From Ohio

Rift – Phish

Sail Away – Randy Newman

Small Minds – Austin Lounge Lizards

So-Called Chaos – Alanis Morissette

The Soft Bulletin – Flaming Lips

The Sunset Tree – Mountain Goats

Tallahassee – Mountain Goats

Terrapin Station – Grateful Dead (okay, minus “Sunrise”)

Thing a Week 3 – Jonathan Coulton

Time Travel is Lonely – John Vanderslice

Up – Peter Gabriel

Who Do We Think We Are – Deep Purple

Zipolote Machine – Mountain Goats

Wow,  32 is the best I could do.  I don’t think I could pare it down from there.  So there you go.  For nobody who asked in particular…