Remember when you made that novelty weather vane? You should, it was just yesterday. Well, attach many tiny electrodes to the poodle. Attach them via Velcro to a massive superconductive battery. Carve a small recess into the poodle’s abdomen to install the LED interface. Now I know what you’re thinking, but you’ve got to stop thinking I’m asking you to torture your poodle! I would never! It’s just that the weather vane wasn’t very effective, so now you have a working anemometer.