Velcro poodles to all of your windows. Check the corresponding window whenever you hear a bark. You’ve just created your first inefficient alarm system!
Paint poodle gold and Velcro to bottom of cauldron. Place cauldron at end of rainbow, guarded by a sextet of auditors wielding 1099-MISC tax forms.
Photograph poodle at night against dramatic backdrops like meteor storms, a car fire, or a ferris wheel. Velcro photos to your coat. Now you’re a gallery.
DID YOU KNOW? You can rearrange the letters of ‘poodles and Velcro’ to spell ‘scalded provolone’, and ‘lads love co-ed porn’. Now you know.
Find host Peter Sagal and velcro a poodle-gag in his mouth. Win at Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! At least, I assume that’s how you win.
Wrap Velcro tightly around the poodle’s paw to stop the bleeding. Wrap the poodle around your own leg to stop the bleeding. Vow to never play ping pong again.
Build a computer where the ones are Velcro and the zeros are poodles. Keep a treat in your back pocket in case of Skynet.
Glue 6,651 sequins onto poodle. Hang from the ceiling of a gymnasium with a long strip of Velcro. Host a prom.
Shrink poodles until they are microscopic. Velcro “DANGER: Hazardous materials” to container of microscopic poodles. Wait for the inevitable lab accident and hilarity to ensue.
Velcro poodle halfway down a tall water slide. Of course it won’t stop you. This is just to test the tensile strength of your Velcro.
Attach Velcro strips throughout your garage so they hang vertically. Attach poodles varrying from soapy and wet to clean and dry. Now remove the back wall of your garage because you just made your very own car wash!