Remove all your bones and replace them with the bones of your poodle. Now I know what you’re going to say: “My poodle’s so much smaller! I’ll be all floppy with those tiny, tiny bones.” Astute observation, reader, but did you know that dogs have at least 111 more bones than people? After you patch yourself up with some Velcro, you’ll be really good at the limbo because, guess what? You were totally right: flop city.