May 16, 2018

Show you are better than Richard Gere by Velcroing a full poodle into your anal cavity. Take X-rays to prove it. Then go on Snopes and realize there is no validity to the Richard-Gere-Shoved-a-Gerbil-Up-His-Butt myth. You just shoved a poodle up your butt for nothing. Failure? Or just the start of your road to redemption? You decide.