March 27, 2018

Sneak dog into casino, go to roulette table. When no one is looking (as happens all the time in casinos) Velcro a magnet under green 00. Bet everything you have on it next spin. As you celebrate your miraculous luck, have the poodle quietly remove the Velcro and then return inconspicuously to your trench coat. Go to an In-and-Out Burger to celebrate. Buy it while you’re there.