March 6, 2018

Velcro poodle to table. Cover poodle in papier-mâché, leaving a hole at the top. Fill hole with flammable materials, preferably lava for authenticity. Bring to your kid’s Science Fair. Start the demonstration, win the ribbon. If it fails to win the ribbon, go back to the original 1942 American National Science Fair. Your time machine should win the prize.