February 8, 2018

Cross-stitch swatches of Velcro into a piece of paper. Affix poodle to it. Hand it in as your dissertation for your 18th Century Philosophy class. If it fails, try submitting it to your Art History and/or Socio-Economic Fundamentals teachers. I guarantee you’ll pass some class with it, though admittedly it may require signing up for some pretty esoteric courses.